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Difference between revisions of "Otto's Gnarly Snowboarder's Glossary/Quotes"

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{{qf|Otto}} Showboarding is not just a sport ... it's a lifestyle ... and a language ... and a way to slide down a hill. But if you don't savvy the board lingo, you could get lost in more ways than one. Here's an example:
 
{{qf|Otto}} Showboarding is not just a sport ... it's a lifestyle ... and a language ... and a way to slide down a hill. But if you don't savvy the board lingo, you could get lost in more ways than one. Here's an example:
{{qf|[[Dolph Starbeam]]}} Hey, dude! This tight hill has like a total bulletproof S-rail coming up. Better duckfoot that phat board, or you'll be doing a sick fakie hip!
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{{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro]]}} Hey, dude! This tight hill has like a total bulletproof S-rail coming up. Better duckfoot that phat board, or you'll be doing a sick fakie hip!
 
{{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} ''[quizzically, having no idea what Dolph just said]'' Huh?
 
{{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} ''[quizzically, having no idea what Dolph just said]'' Huh?
 
{{qf|Otto}} Don't let this happen to you. Here's what '''should've''' happened.
 
{{qf|Otto}} Don't let this happen to you. Here's what '''should've''' happened.
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{{qf|Otto}} And now '''you''' can understand by using this handy snowboarder's translator!
 
{{qf|Otto}} And now '''you''' can understand by using this handy snowboarder's translator!
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Latest revision as of 12:41, March 7, 2022



Otto Mann: [pointing to the title graphic] "Gnarly". That means it totally shreds.

Otto: Showboarding is not just a sport ... it's a lifestyle ... and a language ... and a way to slide down a hill. But if you don't savvy the board lingo, you could get lost in more ways than one. Here's an example:
Dolph Shapiro: Hey, dude! This tight hill has like a total bulletproof S-rail coming up. Better duckfoot that phat board, or you'll be doing a sick fakie hip!
Kearney Zzyzwicz: [quizzically, having no idea what Dolph just said] Huh?
Otto: Don't let this happen to you. Here's what should've happened.

Dolph: Hey, dude! This tight hill has like a total bulletproof S-rail coming up. Better duckfoot that phat board, or you'll be doing a sick fakie hip!
Kearney: [smiling] Wicked!
Otto: [chagrined] Oh. Guess that part was the same. But at least he understood what the other dude said!

Otto: And now you can understand by using this handy snowboarder's translator!