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:'''[[Ralph]]''': I'm stuck. | :'''[[Ralph]]''': I'm stuck. | ||
:'''[[Bart]]''': C'mon Ralph. We've got to find the way home ourselves. | :'''[[Bart]]''': C'mon Ralph. We've got to find the way home ourselves. | ||
| − | :'''[[Milhouse]]''': Leave him back | + | :'''[[Milhouse]]''': Leave him back there. He's useless. |
:'''[[Bart]]''': Jeez, Milhouse, when did you become Mr. Perfect? | :'''[[Bart]]''': Jeez, Milhouse, when did you become Mr. Perfect? | ||
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| − | :'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': I'd better get you | + | :'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''' It's well after curfew! This is the dangerous part of town, and you three are running around like young hoodlums! I hope you realise how dangerous that is. |
| + | :'''[[Milhouse]]''', '''[[Ralph]]''', '''[[Bart]]''': Yes, sir. | ||
| + | :'''[[Ralph]]''': We're sorry! We were all really scareded, especially Milhouse! | ||
| + | :'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': Well, I'm just glad you boys are ok. I'd better get you boys home. I hope you've learned a lesson! | ||
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': I did learn a lesson. You should never assume your friend is wrong, even if they aren't the brightest crayon in the box. | :'''[[Milhouse]]''': I did learn a lesson. You should never assume your friend is wrong, even if they aren't the brightest crayon in the box. | ||
:'''[[Ralph]]''': I like to color outside the lines. | :'''[[Ralph]]''': I like to color outside the lines. | ||
Revision as of 18:00, October 9, 2020
- Bart: Great-googly-moogly, Milhouse!
- Milhouse: Lemme see, Bart!
- Bart: So beautiful...
- Milhouse: So titillating...
- Bart: Whoa, Momma!
- Milhouse: Limted...
- Bart: ...supply.
- Milhouse: Must...
- Bart: ...go...
- Milhouse: ...now!
- Apu: I am most sorry, Mr. Bart. You want a flavor that the Kwik-E-Mart corporation is testing only at selected stores.
- Bart: Selected stores? What a rip!
- Apu: There is only one in Springfield, at the corner of Nathan Street and Hamill Avenue.
- Milhouse: I'll ask one more time. Are we sure following Ralph is the smart thing to do?
- Bart: Milhouse since when have I been worried about the "smart thing to do?"
- Milhouse: I don't like the looks of this.
- Bart: Are your forgetting why we're here? The ultimate squishee!
- Ralph: I'm stuck.
- Bart: C'mon Ralph. We've got to find the way home ourselves.
- Milhouse: Leave him back there. He's useless.
- Bart: Jeez, Milhouse, when did you become Mr. Perfect?
- Clancy Wiggum It's well after curfew! This is the dangerous part of town, and you three are running around like young hoodlums! I hope you realise how dangerous that is.
- Milhouse, Ralph, Bart: Yes, sir.
- Ralph: We're sorry! We were all really scareded, especially Milhouse!
- Clancy Wiggum: Well, I'm just glad you boys are ok. I'd better get you boys home. I hope you've learned a lesson!
- Milhouse: I did learn a lesson. You should never assume your friend is wrong, even if they aren't the brightest crayon in the box.
- Ralph: I like to color outside the lines.
- Bart: We know, Ralph, and that's alright with us.
- Bart: Hey, Milhouse, I heard the Speed-E-Mart in Shelbyville has a new gum made with snake venom!
- Milhouse: Cool!
