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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} What are hose? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} The Li'l Chickadees are selling cookies as a fundraiser for starving kids in Africa. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Ooo... Li'l Chickadees cookies now with non-toxic levels of caramel. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, don't eat those cookies. Lisa's selling them to children in Africa won't starve to death. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Starve to death? Yeah right, those kids are probably still living large off their "We are the World" royalties. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sign}} That night... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} ''(in a dream)'' Homer, you must eat, those cookies before the starving African kids do. If you don't well all die please save us! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Homer! I told you not to eat those! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} But then I had a dream of you, telling me to eat them. I think i was brainwashed. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Oh, really!?! And just who brainwashed you? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Jealous starving, Chinese kids? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I just got off the phone with Lisa's mother hen, we worked out a plan to pay for the cookies. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I think you'll find the plan firm but fair. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Cletus]]}} Which do you suppose soes better with fried critter, the tiddlywink or the lady creamfiller? | |
Revision as of 18:18, July 30, 2020
- Homer: What are hose?
- Lisa: The Li'l Chickadees are selling cookies as a fundraiser for starving kids in Africa.
- Homer: Ooo... Li'l Chickadees cookies now with non-toxic levels of caramel.
- Marge: Homer, don't eat those cookies. Lisa's selling them to children in Africa won't starve to death.
- Homer: Starve to death? Yeah right, those kids are probably still living large off their "We are the World" royalties.
- Sign: That night...
- Marge: (in a dream) Homer, you must eat, those cookies before the starving African kids do. If you don't well all die please save us!
- Marge: Homer! I told you not to eat those!
- Homer: But then I had a dream of you, telling me to eat them. I think i was brainwashed.
- Marge: Oh, really!?! And just who brainwashed you?
- Homer: Jealous starving, Chinese kids?
- Marge: I just got off the phone with Lisa's mother hen, we worked out a plan to pay for the cookies.
- Lisa: I think you'll find the plan firm but fair.
- Cletus: Which do you suppose soes better with fried critter, the tiddlywink or the lady creamfiller?
