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:'''[[Hank Scorpio]]''': Homer? Homer Simpson? | :'''[[Hank Scorpio]]''': Homer? Homer Simpson? | ||
:'''[[Homer]]''': Mr. Scorpion? | :'''[[Homer]]''': Mr. Scorpion? | ||
| − | :'''[[Hank Scorpio]]''': Still Scorpion, Homer. I may be eating bugs nowadays, but I haven't become one. So, how's my favorite ex-employee? How are the | + | :'''[[Hank Scorpio]]''': Still Scorpion, Homer. I may be eating bugs nowadays, but I haven't become one. So, how's my favorite ex-employee? How are the Broncos doing? |
:'''[[Homer]]''': The what now? | :'''[[Homer]]''': The what now? | ||
| − | :'''[[Hank Scorpio]]''': The Denver Broncos. I gave them | + | :'''[[Hank Scorpio]]''': The Denver Broncos. I gave them to you as a gift, remember? |
:'''[[Homer]]''': Oh, yeah. They... um... won the Superbowl. | :'''[[Homer]]''': Oh, yeah. They... um... won the Superbowl. | ||
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Revision as of 16:10, March 28, 2020
- Hank Scorpio: Homer? Homer Simpson?
- Homer: Mr. Scorpion?
- Hank Scorpio: Still Scorpion, Homer. I may be eating bugs nowadays, but I haven't become one. So, how's my favorite ex-employee? How are the Broncos doing?
- Homer: The what now?
- Hank Scorpio: The Denver Broncos. I gave them to you as a gift, remember?
- Homer: Oh, yeah. They... um... won the Superbowl.
- Hank Scorpio: Homer. Glad to have your family along as fellow fugitives, but we have to be moving. Let's keep it brisk!
- Lisa: Say, aren't you Hank Scorpio, the criminal mastermind?
- Hank Scorpio: I prefer the term "entrepreneurial mastermind", but yes, that's me.
- Lisa: You blackmailed the federal goverment into giving you control of the American east coast, now, everyone thinks you are dead.
- Hank Scorpio: Aren't you adorable? We're all about to be shot as escaped prisoners, and you're reciting my entry in the Wikipedia. I hope you're proud of her, Homer. She's great!
- Hank Scorpio: There it is, folks. My pride and joy... the death ray 3000. And it's all thanks to you, Simpsons. You ever see a death reay that big, Homer?
- Homer: Once.
- Hank Scorpio: Oh, you haven not. Where?
- Homer: At the store.
- Hank Scorpio: I warned you say "au revoir" to the alps, Mister. I'm turning the death ray on them. Bart, my boy, would you like to do the honors?
- Bart: It's a dream come true, Mr. Scorpio.
- Hank Scorpio: Well, Homer. Thanks to you and your family, I'm president of France. Anyone can make the French surrender, but at least it's a start. So here's that sandwich I promised you, straight from the kitchen at the cordon bleu school of cooking.
