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Revision as of 17:23, March 13, 2020
- Milhouse: Sideshow Bob!
- Bart: We have to stop him, Milhouse.
- Milhouse: "We"? It's you he wants to kill.
- Bart: But as Bartman and Houesboy, we're an inseparable crimefithing duo willing to die for one another.
- Milhouse: I... I... I... guess.
- Homer: What's the matter, son? You're not eating you cereal.
- Bart: Why go on eating when, at any moment, my too-short life wil end at the hands of a maniac clown?
- Homer: No sense in wasting this. Yoink!
- Lisa: I may have solved your problem, Bart.
- Bart: You mean a way to remove the death sentence hanging over me?
- Lisa: No, but I have a list of people who could be Sideshow Bob in disguise.
- Homer: Myum! Myush! Smack!
- Bart: As I suspected! You're no homeless wretch!
- Stinky: Huh?
- Bart: I know how you are!
- Stinky: No!
- Bart: You can't hide from me. Your shame follows wherever you go!
- Stinky: Can I never escape my past? I created new coke! It was me! I had the hubris to tamper with the world's most popular soft drink and paid the price!
- Lisa: Oh my gosh, Bart. We've forced a man to re-visit the worst moments of his life. What a horrible mistake.
- Bart: Yeah. Three hours in make-up down the tubes.
- Edna: Hello?
- Bart: Is this Mrs. Edna Krabappel?
- Edna: Yes.
- Bart: I have some bad news for you. Your uncle Fletcher has passed on.
- Edna: I don't remember having an uncle Fletcher.
- Bart: Well, he remembered you to the tune of one million dollars!
- Edna: Wha--?
- Bart: But you only have one hour to get to the reading of his will at the North Haverbrook Courthouse. Mrs. Krabappel? Hello?
- Lisa: Find out what the music is, Bart.
- Bart: What good is that going to do?
- Lisa: What whould Bob listen to? IF it's anything from heavy classical to lifht opera then the sub could be our man.
- Bart: Gotcha, sis! Ewwww... Enya.
- Lisa: [ICK!] No what that's Bob!
- Lisa: Forget what you've seen in movies, Bart. It has to be Mrs. Wellbourne.
- Bart: But we can't get close enoguh to the house.
- Lisa: You're afraid of poddles?
- Bart: Frekishly big poddles, yes.
- Lisa: Then we'll just have to watch from here. We'll watch in shifts. I'll be back after dinner.
- Bart: Don't be later. I'm missing a lot of television.
