Difference between revisions of "Leave 'Em In 'Striches/Quotes"

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Marge: Grrr...

Homer: What's wrong?

Marge: Homer, after "The Ship n Squeeze self-haircut/fruit Juice-o-Matic" fiasco, didn't you promise to never order anything off of an infomercial again?

Homer: Uh-uh.

Marge: Then why did men from the Early Bird company build a corral in our backyard this afternoon?

Homer: Agh! Now I remember. Rainer Wolfcastle made me do it.

Marge: Apparently he made you order the deluxe ranch package which included the very expensive construction of that monstrosity!

Homer: But he's McBain! He's very persuasive.

Homer: Dad just admit it. You can't make this work.

Marge: It's a shame those early bird rip-off artists didn't send you an instruction manual.

Homer: Marge, you're a genius!

Marge: What?

Homer: They sent a manual and a "How To" DVD! I'm gonna go watch them right now.

Homer: There's gotta be some way I can make my money back without hurting them.

Lisa: Feathers!

Homer: Lisa, we're all upset but it's no reason to cuss.

Lisa: I'm not. I did some research on the Internet and figured it out. We can rake in cash by selling ostrich feathers!

Cookie Kwan: You!

Homer: Huh?

Lisa: Aren't you the real estate lady?

Cookie Kwan: That's right, I am the real estate lady, Cookie Kwan is number one on the westside, but property values are dropping like president's approval rating since you bring dirty birds to town!

Lisa: Homer Simpson must wear pants code, Homer Simpsons bathing decree, Homer Simpson anti-body part as bottle opener act... gee, dad sure has alot of city legislation named after him. [GASP!] That's it! We can keep them city from taking the ostriches! Out neighborhood isn't zoned for farming or ranching but we can have a petting zoo!