Difference between revisions of "Maggie's Meltdown/Quotes"

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Marge: Homer, according to today's newspaper it's "take your daugheter to work day" today! And since you've got two daughters...

Bart: What a rip! You mean, Lisa gets the day off, Maggie gets sprung out of the house... but I get stuck with Springfield Elementary School's same ol' same ol'?

Lisa: Gee, dad, I'm really interested in seeing in The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant!

Homer: Then see it you shall, Lisa! And you, too, li'l Maggie!

Homer: Okay, Li'l Maggie... here's a picture of your favorite person to keep you smiling... and to help keep me goofing off!

Mr. Burns: And what is the one's name, Smithers?

Waylon Smithers: Um, Homer Simpson, sir.

Mr. Burns: Ah yes... Simpkins! Happy "allow your vile offspring to interrupt production" day! ANd who is this she certainly looks familiar...

Homer: Uh-oh! What if Mr. Burns recognizes Maggie? She once nearly shot him to death! Er.... this is my daighter Maggie, Mr. Burns! But you've never met her before! And i can assure you, she hardly ever carries any firearms!

Carl: Hey, check it out, guys... a dozen fresh lard lad donuts--the deluxe assortment, too!

Lenny: Wow! That means two with sprinkles...

Homer: ...and a buttermilk cruller [GLAAAH!]

Carl: Hey, all the meltdown alarms have stopped!

Lenny: And all of the meter reading have dropped back to normal!

Homer: Yeah, but that one cruller i'll never taste! [SIGH!]

Homer: So, did you learn anything new today, Lisa?

Lisa: Yes, I learned that I'm going to have to resort to more subersive tactics if I ever hope to effect any significant changes in our society!

Homer: That's nice honey...