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{{qf|[[Jacques]]}} Yes, I am a very good teacher, and I can teach you everything. I can tell you what the little arrows on the wood floor mean,-- | {{qf|[[Jacques]]}} Yes, I am a very good teacher, and I can teach you everything. I can tell you what the little arrows on the wood floor mean,-- | ||
{{qf|Marge}} Hmmm. | {{qf|Marge}} Hmmm. | ||
| − | {{qf|Jacques}} | + | {{qf|Jacques}}—which frame is the beer frame. I bet you don't know how to make a five-seven-ten split. Do you Marge? |
{{qf|Marge}} Hmmm, no. | {{qf|Marge}} Hmmm, no. | ||
{{qf|Jacques}} Well, first of all, you yell, "The eight-pin is a cop!" | {{qf|Jacques}} Well, first of all, you yell, "The eight-pin is a cop!" | ||
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- [Bart and Lisa argue about which birthday present Marge likes better.]
- Bart: Told ya she likes mine better.
- Lisa: Oh, brother!
- Homer: Hold on. Hold on, now. Your mother hasn't opened my present yet.
- [Homer signals the waiters to sing "Happy Birthday" to Marge.]
- Waiters: [Singing in unison.]
- Happy birthday to you
- Happy birthday to you
- Happy 34th birthday, Mrs. Homer Simpson
- Happy birthday to you
- [Homer hands Marge her present across the table and a bowling ball falls out of the bottom and onto the birthday cake.]
- Homer: Oh. Don't worry. This frosting will come right off. Beauty, isn't she?
- [Marge bowls a strike with Jacques' instruction.]
- Marge: You're a very good teacher.
- Jacques: Yes, I am a very good teacher, and I can teach you everything. I can tell you what the little arrows on the wood floor mean,--
- Marge: Hmmm.
- Jacques:—which frame is the beer frame. I bet you don't know how to make a five-seven-ten split. Do you Marge?
- Marge: Hmmm, no.
- Jacques: Well, first of all, you yell, "The eight-pin is a cop!"
