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=== The guide ===
 
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There's only one problem with taking you family to the beach, your family has to come along. When you get to the beach you need to pick a good spot fast before threy're all gone. Remember, we share the beach with nature, so it's our job to keep the beach claean but the nature should do its partm too. Making a sand castle is hard, but making a trash castle is easy and saves you a trip to the trashcan. People say, that tanning is unsafe and that it may cause melon ammonia. Those people are pale dorks. Don't listen to them. Remember, if you get tired of swiming, just call a lifeguard, they ahve to pull you out. It's their job. The beach is a great place to rekindle romace and let your kids run wild. And if you get chased off the beach because you annoyed people and broke some laws, don't worry. There are thousands of miles of other beaches in the United States where nobodoy's ever head of you.
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There's only one problem with taking you family to the beach, your family has to come along. When you get to the beach you need to pick a good spot fast before threy're all gone. Remember, we share the beach with nature, so it's our job to keep the beach claean but the nature should do its partm too. Making a sand castle is hard, but making a trash castle is easy and saves you a trip to the trashcan. People say, that tanning is unsafe and that it may cause melon ammonia. Those people are pale dorks. Don't listen to them. Remember, if you get tired of swimming, just call a lifeguard, they ahve to pull you out. It's their job. The beach is a great place to rekindle romace and let your kids run wild. And if you get chased off the beach because you annoyed people and broke some laws, don't worry. There are thousands of miles of other beaches in the United States where nobodoy's ever head of you.
  
 
== Reprints ==
 
== Reprints ==

Revision as of 11:03, February 29, 2020

Homer's Guide to the Beach! ‎
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Comic Story information
Released: June 2007
Comic series: The Simpsons Summer Shindig
Pages: 3
Written by: Tony DiGerolamo


Homer's Guide to the Beach! ‎ is a The Simpsons Summer Shindig comic story featured in The Simpsons Summer Shindig #1.

Plot

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Homer tells how you conduct yourselves on the beach and tell it through pictures to his guide.

The guide

There's only one problem with taking you family to the beach, your family has to come along. When you get to the beach you need to pick a good spot fast before threy're all gone. Remember, we share the beach with nature, so it's our job to keep the beach claean but the nature should do its partm too. Making a sand castle is hard, but making a trash castle is easy and saves you a trip to the trashcan. People say, that tanning is unsafe and that it may cause melon ammonia. Those people are pale dorks. Don't listen to them. Remember, if you get tired of swimming, just call a lifeguard, they ahve to pull you out. It's their job. The beach is a great place to rekindle romace and let your kids run wild. And if you get chased off the beach because you annoyed people and broke some laws, don't worry. There are thousands of miles of other beaches in the United States where nobodoy's ever head of you.

Reprints

Comic issue Release date Country
The Simpsons Summer Shindig #1 August 9, 2007 800px-Flag of the United Kingdom.svg.png
Simpsons Comics Shake-Up February 4, 2014 Flag of the United States.png


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