Difference between revisions of "Bear Patrol III: Panda-monium!/Quotes"
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:'''{{ap|Doug|nerd}}:''' Bear patrol! You gotta save us! | :'''{{ap|Doug|nerd}}:''' Bear patrol! You gotta save us! | ||
:'''[[Gary]]:''' Springfield University has been invaded by hyper-intelligent koalas! | :'''[[Gary]]:''' Springfield University has been invaded by hyper-intelligent koalas! | ||
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:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Technically, koalas are marsupials, not bears, so our jurisdiction is unclear at best. | :'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Technically, koalas are marsupials, not bears, so our jurisdiction is unclear at best. | ||
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Quiet down, Frinky. Looks like the bear patrol is going... back to school! | :'''[[Homer]]:''' Quiet down, Frinky. Looks like the bear patrol is going... back to school! | ||
Revision as of 08:48, October 7, 2019
- Mr. Burns: I received a notice of ransom this morning. "Mr. Burns, we've stolen your entire supply of uranium. If you want it back, either make your plant more eco-friendly or pay us $500 million dollars." And since both of those options are laughably absurd, I have opted to solict the assistance of... ...The Springfield Bear Patrol!
- Homer: We're back, baby!
- Carl: Feels real good to pose dynamically again.
- Homer: Hank Scorpio?
- Hank Scorpio: Homer, Old sport, it is fantastic to see you again! Absolutely fantastic! What's the new?
- Homer: So much! I got a new coffee cup at work... Moe got a haircut... everything's different! How about you?
- Hank Scorpio: Oh, same old same old. Not too much to report.
- Homer: How did you find us?
- Professor Frink: The cupcake I gave you contained nanobytes that allowed me to track you! While not entirely ethical, my intentions were good.
- Homer: Mmmm... morally ambiguous cupcake.
- Hank Scorpio: Well, I'm thoroughly disappointed that you defeated me, but at least you were eco-friendly about it! Homer, if you have the time be sure to visit Macau! Lot of fun! Fantastic dumplings!
- Doug: Bear patrol! You gotta save us!
- Gary: Springfield University has been invaded by hyper-intelligent koalas!
- {[ap|Benjamin|nerd}}: And they're throwing off the grading curve for the rest of us!
- Professor Frink: Technically, koalas are marsupials, not bears, so our jurisdiction is unclear at best.
- Homer: Quiet down, Frinky. Looks like the bear patrol is going... back to school!
