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Difference between revisions of "The Ex-Files/Quotes"

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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Whoa! No running in the hallway while I'm wearing my hall monitor jacket!
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Whoa! No running in the hallway while I'm wearing my hall monitor jacket!
:'''[[Nelson]]''': I saw something horrible in the school cafeteria!
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:'''[[Nelson]]:''' I saw something horrible in the school cafeteria!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I know. It's meatloaf Monday. Have you ever thought of giving vegetarianism a try?
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:'''Lisa:''' I know. It's meatloaf Monday. Have you ever thought of giving vegetarianism a try?
:'''[[Nelson]]''': No! And also, a meatloaf monster ate Lunchlady Doris!
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:'''Nelson:''' No! And also, a meatloaf monster ate Lunchlady Doris!
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Bart? What are you doing?
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:'''Lisa:''' Bart? What are you doing?
:'''[[Bart]]''': We heard there was a ghost stealing library books... you?
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' We heard there was a ghost stealing library books... you?
:'''[[Nelson]]''': Chasing a meatloaf monster that eats people.
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:'''Nelson:''' Chasing a meatloaf monster that eats people.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Nuts! That's way cooler than our lame mystery!
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:'''Bart:''' Nuts! That's way cooler than our lame mystery!
:'''[[Ralph]]''': I are too many dog treats.
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:'''[[Ralph]]:''' I are too many dog treats.
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': And I lost my glasses.
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:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' And I lost my glasses.
 
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Hey, sweetie!
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Hey, sweetie!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Dad! What happened to ou?
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:'''Lisa:''' Dad! What happened to ou?
:'''[[Homer]]''': The mall had a make your own jigsaw puzzle machine, and apparently, you're not supposed to operate it while intoxicated!
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:'''Homer:''' The mall had a make your own jigsaw puzzle machine, and apparently, you're not supposed to operate it while intoxicated!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': We need to find something to do with fast food!
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:'''Lisa:''' We need to find something to do with fast food!
:'''[[Homer]]''': I sense fries and gravy! This way!
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:'''Homer:''' I sense fries and gravy! This way!
:'''[[Nelson]]''': I didn't know your old man could move that fast!
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:'''Nelson:''' I didn't know your old man could move that fast!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Only when trans fats are involved!
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:'''Lisa:''' Only when trans fats are involved!
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Professor Frink?
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:'''Lisa:''' [[Professor Frink]]?
:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': Thank Turing you're here! Untie me!
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:'''Professor Frink:''' Thank Turing you're here! Untie me!
:'''[[Nelson]]''': Luck I learned all about knots when I beat up that boy scout troop!
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:'''Nelson:''' Luck I learned all about knots when I beat up that boy scout troop!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Are you behind all this?
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:'''Lisa:''' Are you behind all this?
:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': Sadly, yes. But I started with the best of intentions [ga-hey] all I wanted to do was find a way to clone school lunches!
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:'''Professor Frink:''' Sadly, yes. But I started with the best of intentions [ga-hey] all I wanted to do was find a way to clone school lunches!
:'''[[Nelson]]''': Huh? Why?
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:'''Nelson:''' Huh? Why?
:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': To make the more affordable and not have to use animals for meat!
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:'''Professor Frink:''' To make the more affordable and not have to use animals for meat!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I like this so far!
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:'''Lisa:''' I like this so far!
:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': But the company sponsoring me had other ideas! They tried to use my ideas to clone soldiers out of school lunch food! They were unstable and ran amuck! Amuck, I tell you!
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:'''Professor Frink:''' But the company sponsoring me had other ideas! They tried to use my ideas to clone soldiers out of school lunch food! They were unstable and ran amuck! Amuck, I tell you!
 
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:'''[[Nelson]]''': I knew it! Space aliens!
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:'''Nelson:''' I knew it! Space aliens!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': We caught you!
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:'''Lisa:''' We caught you!
:'''[[Kang]]/[[Kodos]]''': Ha ha! Foolish children! No one will ever believe you!
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:'''[[Kang]]/[[Kodos]]:''' Ha ha! Foolish children! No one will ever believe you!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Sure they will. I recorded your conversation with my phone camera and posted it live on the Internet. "Alien conspiracy revealed" is trending right under pictures of Justin Bieber's new haircut!
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:'''Lisa:''' Sure they will. I recorded your conversation with my phone camera and posted it live on the Internet. "Alien conspiracy revealed" is trending right under pictures of {{Ch|Justin Bieber}}'s new haircut!
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Revision as of 08:17, June 22, 2017



Lisa: Whoa! No running in the hallway while I'm wearing my hall monitor jacket!
Nelson: I saw something horrible in the school cafeteria!
Lisa: I know. It's meatloaf Monday. Have you ever thought of giving vegetarianism a try?
Nelson: No! And also, a meatloaf monster ate Lunchlady Doris!

Lisa: Bart? What are you doing?
Bart: We heard there was a ghost stealing library books... you?
Nelson: Chasing a meatloaf monster that eats people.
Bart: Nuts! That's way cooler than our lame mystery!
Ralph: I are too many dog treats.
Milhouse: And I lost my glasses.

Homer: Hey, sweetie!
Lisa: Dad! What happened to ou?
Homer: The mall had a make your own jigsaw puzzle machine, and apparently, you're not supposed to operate it while intoxicated!
Lisa: We need to find something to do with fast food!
Homer: I sense fries and gravy! This way!
Nelson: I didn't know your old man could move that fast!
Lisa: Only when trans fats are involved!

Lisa: Professor Frink?
Professor Frink: Thank Turing you're here! Untie me!
Nelson: Luck I learned all about knots when I beat up that boy scout troop!
Lisa: Are you behind all this?
Professor Frink: Sadly, yes. But I started with the best of intentions [ga-hey] all I wanted to do was find a way to clone school lunches!
Nelson: Huh? Why?
Professor Frink: To make the more affordable and not have to use animals for meat!
Lisa: I like this so far!
Professor Frink: But the company sponsoring me had other ideas! They tried to use my ideas to clone soldiers out of school lunch food! They were unstable and ran amuck! Amuck, I tell you!

Nelson: I knew it! Space aliens!
Lisa: We caught you!
Kang/Kodos: Ha ha! Foolish children! No one will ever believe you!
Lisa: Sure they will. I recorded your conversation with my phone camera and posted it live on the Internet. "Alien conspiracy revealed" is trending right under pictures of Justin Bieber's new haircut!