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Difference between revisions of "I'm Not in Springfield Anymore!/Quotes"

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:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]] to [[Ned Flanders]]''': That's nae way to handle a hoe, ye panty-waisted munchkin wannabe!
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:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]:''' ''[To Ned Flanders]'' That's nae way to handle a hoe, ye panty-waisted munchkin wannabe!
 
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:'''[[Comic Book Guy]], wearing a cheap wizard costume''': Does my appearance surprise you?
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:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' ''[wearing a cheap wizard costume]'' Does my appearance surprise you?
:'''[[Bart]]''': A fat guy wearing a dunce cap and a bath robe? Well, yeah, we're surprised.
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' A fat guy wearing a dunce cap and a bath robe? Well, yeah, we're surprised.
 
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Look--up in the sky--is it a bird? Is it a plane?
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Look--up in the sky--is it a bird? Is it a plane?
:''(A bird flies past.)''
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:''[A bird flies past.]''
:'''[[Marge]]''': It's a bird.
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' It's a bird.
:'''[[Homer]]''': ''[[D'oh]]!''
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:'''Homer:''' ''[[D'oh]]!''
:'''[[Lisa]]''': You really don't have a brain, do you?
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' You really don't have a brain, do you?
 
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:'''[[Homer]]''': What about me?
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:'''Homer:''' What about me?
:'''[[Frink]]''': Alcohol kills brain cells, Homer. All you have to do is stop drinking.
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:'''[[Frink]]:''' Alcohol kills brain cells, Homer. All you have to do is stop drinking.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Aww... the cure sounds worse than the ailment!
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:'''Homer:''' Aww... the cure sounds worse than the ailment!

Revision as of 15:49, May 7, 2017



Groundskeeper Willie: [To Ned Flanders] That's nae way to handle a hoe, ye panty-waisted munchkin wannabe!

Comic Book Guy: [wearing a cheap wizard costume] Does my appearance surprise you?
Bart: A fat guy wearing a dunce cap and a bath robe? Well, yeah, we're surprised.

Homer: Look--up in the sky--is it a bird? Is it a plane?
[A bird flies past.]
Marge: It's a bird.
Homer: D'oh!
Lisa: You really don't have a brain, do you?

Homer: What about me?
Frink: Alcohol kills brain cells, Homer. All you have to do is stop drinking.
Homer: Aww... the cure sounds worse than the ailment!