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'''Blockoland''' is a large theme park located near [[Springfield]].
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'''Selma Bouvier-Terwilliger-Hutz-McClure-Discothèque-Simpson-D'Amico''' or '''Selma Bouvier''' is one of [[Marge]]'s older chain-smoking twin sisters, who works at the [[DMV]] and possess a strong dislike for her brother-in-law, [[Homer]]. Selma is the adoptive mother of [[Ling]].
  
In a documentary by [[Declan Desmond]] showing the pasts of several Springfield citizens, a 13-year-old Snake is called "Detention Bird" by a 16-year-old Clancy Wiggum.
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Selma Bouvier was born two minutes before [[Patty]]. Due to a childhood bottle rocket accident, she lost the sense of taste and smell. Selma's favorite film actor was reportedly [[Troy McClure]], to whom she was briefly married before discovering it was just a publicity stunt by McClure. She was willing to live a sham for a while, but broke it off when she realized she couldn't bring a child into a loveless marriage. According to Marge, Selma is "the one who likes Police Academy movies and Hummel figurines, and walking through the park on clear autumn days."
  
Blockoland's ''{{w|raison d'etre}}'' is [[Blocko]] building blocks, and the park is made almost entirely out of the blocks. Blockoland is divided into three sections: Rectangle Land, Cube Country, and Squaresville.<br>In addition to the features made of Blocko blocks, Blockoland's attractions include souvenir stands, a game room, and a cafeteria where the food is served in cube-shaped pieces that resemble tiny Blocko blocks and customers are encouraged to build their own meals.<br>
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Selma inherited her deceased aunt's iguana, [[Jub-Jub]], instead of her mother, [[Jacqueline]], due to Jacqueline's apparent dislike of Jub-Jub. Unlike Patty, Selma has shown brief moments of sympathy for Homer, primarily due to his unwavering loyalty to his family. In fact, Selma is responsible for reuniting Homer with Marge after they had split up, despite an agreement with Patty not to do so.
  
The park's cast members wear costumes made of giant Blocko blocks and are prone to getting stuck together if they bump into each other at the right angle to make the blocks connect. When that happens, a third park employee comes to the rescue and uses a crowbar to pry apart the stuck-together cast members.
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Selma lacks the senses of taste and smell due to a childhood bottle rocket accident (one shot up her nose). Both twin sisters tend to be cynical and are noted for their addiction to tobacco smoking. They have a strong, mutual (and reciprocated) dislike for their [[Homer Simpson|brother-in-law]]. She (along with her sister) are shown to be older than Homer and Marge, but a birthdate has not been given. It is presumed they are in their mid to late 40s.
  
Every evening at closing time, the park attractions made of Blocko blocks are disassembled for overnight storage.
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[[Homer]] saw a television advertisement for Blockoland and became enthralled with the park. He was determined to take the [[Simpson family|family]] there, in spite of [[Bart]]'s and [[Lisa]]'s indifference to the idea. [[Maggie]], by contrast, was so eager to go that she strapped herself into her car seat, hopped in her seat to the car, got in and started the car.
 
 
 
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Selma Bouvier-Terwilliger-Hutz-McClure-Discothèque-Simpson-D'Amico or Selma Bouvier is one of Marge's older chain-smoking twin sisters, who works at the DMV and possess a strong dislike for her brother-in-law, Homer. Selma is the adoptive mother of Ling.

Selma Bouvier was born two minutes before Patty. Due to a childhood bottle rocket accident, she lost the sense of taste and smell. Selma's favorite film actor was reportedly Troy McClure, to whom she was briefly married before discovering it was just a publicity stunt by McClure. She was willing to live a sham for a while, but broke it off when she realized she couldn't bring a child into a loveless marriage. According to Marge, Selma is "the one who likes Police Academy movies and Hummel figurines, and walking through the park on clear autumn days."

Selma inherited her deceased aunt's iguana, Jub-Jub, instead of her mother, Jacqueline, due to Jacqueline's apparent dislike of Jub-Jub. Unlike Patty, Selma has shown brief moments of sympathy for Homer, primarily due to his unwavering loyalty to his family. In fact, Selma is responsible for reuniting Homer with Marge after they had split up, despite an agreement with Patty not to do so.

Selma lacks the senses of taste and smell due to a childhood bottle rocket accident (one shot up her nose). Both twin sisters tend to be cynical and are noted for their addiction to tobacco smoking. They have a strong, mutual (and reciprocated) dislike for their brother-in-law. She (along with her sister) are shown to be older than Homer and Marge, but a birthdate has not been given. It is presumed they are in their mid to late 40s.

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