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Squishees are reputed to be dangerous to health, allgedly containing no natural ingredients, not even pure water. They have been described as "a thick, gloopy, tooth-rotting mixture of crushed ice and syrup." | Squishees are reputed to be dangerous to health, allgedly containing no natural ingredients, not even pure water. They have been described as "a thick, gloopy, tooth-rotting mixture of crushed ice and syrup." | ||
| − | Squishee syrup comes in a variety of flavors (listed below). Consistent with the Squishee's general unhealthfulness, Squishee flavorings can cause hallucinations if ingested in sufficient quantities<ref name="[[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]]>[[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]]</ref>. | + | Squishee syrup comes in a variety of flavors (listed below). Consistent with the Squishee's general unhealthfulness, Squishee flavorings can cause hallucinations if ingested in sufficient quantities<ref name="[[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]]">[[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]]</ref>. |
[[File:All_Syrup_Squishee.jpg|thumb|left|220px|[[Apu]] struggle to make an all-syrup Squishee.]][[Apu]] once had the Squishee machine at the Kwik-E-Mart replaced with one for a similar drink called the "Smooshie," which came in flavors such as "shopping bag" and "dog fur." The Smooshie did not go over well with Apu's customers, and the Squishee quickly returned<ref>[[The Sweetest Apu]]</ref>. | [[File:All_Syrup_Squishee.jpg|thumb|left|220px|[[Apu]] struggle to make an all-syrup Squishee.]][[Apu]] once had the Squishee machine at the Kwik-E-Mart replaced with one for a similar drink called the "Smooshie," which came in flavors such as "shopping bag" and "dog fur." The Smooshie did not go over well with Apu's customers, and the Squishee quickly returned<ref>[[The Sweetest Apu]]</ref>. | ||
| − | It is possible, but difficult, to make a Squishee entirely of syrup. There is a risk of damaging the machine in the process. Also, in an all-syrup form, the Squishee cannot be drunk through a straw and is decidedly hallucinogenic<ref name="[[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]]>[[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]]</ref>. | + | It is possible, but difficult, to make a Squishee entirely of syrup. There is a risk of damaging the machine in the process. Also, in an all-syrup form, the Squishee cannot be drunk through a straw and is decidedly hallucinogenic<ref name="[[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]]">[[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]]</ref>. |
== Flavors == | == Flavors == | ||
Revision as of 00:53, August 20, 2010
The Squishee (sometimes spelled Squishy or Squishie) is a frozen drink sold at the Kwik-E-Mart.
General Information
Squishees are reputed to be dangerous to health, allgedly containing no natural ingredients, not even pure water. They have been described as "a thick, gloopy, tooth-rotting mixture of crushed ice and syrup."
Squishee syrup comes in a variety of flavors (listed below). Consistent with the Squishee's general unhealthfulness, Squishee flavorings can cause hallucinations if ingested in sufficient quantities[1].
File:All Syrup Squishee.jpg
Apu struggle to make an all-syrup Squishee.
It is possible, but difficult, to make a Squishee entirely of syrup. There is a risk of damaging the machine in the process. Also, in an all-syrup form, the Squishee cannot be drunk through a straw and is decidedly hallucinogenic[1].
Flavors
- Blue
- Red
- Lime green
- Chutney
- Wheatgrass
- Champagne
- Twenty-One Syrup Salute[3]
- Chinese New Year
- Plum
- Raita
- Squish of Death - black coloured, causes spontaneous vomiting
- Hi-Protein Beef
- X-Mas Red
- X-Mas Green
Behind the Laughter
The Squishee is a parody of the Slurpee sold by 7-Eleven.
Appearances
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