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| − | '''Bernard "Barney" Gumble''' is the [[Springfield]] town drunk, the most prominent of several alcoholic Springfielders and [[Homer Simpson]]'s best friend. | + | '''Bernard "Barney" Gumble''' is the [[Springfield]] town drunk, the most prominent of several alcoholic Springfielders and [[Homer Simpson]]'s best friend. Barney was born on April 20 1960, sharing his birthday with Adolf Hitler. His father, [[Arnie Gumble]], died in a 1979 parade float accident along with Sheldon Skinner, Iggy Wiggum, Etch Westgrin, and Griff McDonald, all of whom had served in [[Abraham Simpson|Abe Simpson]]'s World War II squad, [[The Flying Hellfish]]. |
| − | Barney was | + | As a teenager, Barney showed much potential. He was Harvard-bound until [[Homer]] introduced him to beer on the night before they had to take the SATs. He took to drinking after his high-school sweetheart [[Chloe Talbot]] left Springfield to become a successful TV reporter. He used to have blond hair, but later dyed it brown. Later on, with Homer, he was a member of [[The Be Sharps]] barbershop quartet, in which his stellar Irish singing voice was discovered. Barney showed his artistic side again when he won top prize at the [[Springfield Film Festival]] for his moving documentary about his life as an alcoholic, unfortunately titled ''[[Pukahontas]]''. |
| − | + | Barney is almost always seen in [[Moe's Tavern]], where he is a regular. His desperation for alcohol has been the source of many jokes. He has a quavering, slightly broken voice and a distinctive loud belch. He remains friendly and good-natured despite his unfortunate condition. Barney once kicked his alcoholism habit and attended Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, became sober, and took helicopter lessons. | |
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Bernard "Barney" Gumble is the Springfield town drunk, the most prominent of several alcoholic Springfielders and Homer Simpson's best friend. Barney was born on April 20 1960, sharing his birthday with Adolf Hitler. His father, Arnie Gumble, died in a 1979 parade float accident along with Sheldon Skinner, Iggy Wiggum, Etch Westgrin, and Griff McDonald, all of whom had served in Abe Simpson's World War II squad, The Flying Hellfish.
As a teenager, Barney showed much potential. He was Harvard-bound until Homer introduced him to beer on the night before they had to take the SATs. He took to drinking after his high-school sweetheart Chloe Talbot left Springfield to become a successful TV reporter. He used to have blond hair, but later dyed it brown. Later on, with Homer, he was a member of The Be Sharps barbershop quartet, in which his stellar Irish singing voice was discovered. Barney showed his artistic side again when he won top prize at the Springfield Film Festival for his moving documentary about his life as an alcoholic, unfortunately titled Pukahontas.
Barney is almost always seen in Moe's Tavern, where he is a regular. His desperation for alcohol has been the source of many jokes. He has a quavering, slightly broken voice and a distinctive loud belch. He remains friendly and good-natured despite his unfortunate condition. Barney once kicked his alcoholism habit and attended Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, became sober, and took helicopter lessons.
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