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Quotes

Marge: "I'm going to take the dog to the V-E-T."

Santa's Little Helper: ?

Marge: Then I'm going to take Bart to get C-I-R-C-U-M-C-I-S-E-D.

Bart: "Huh?"

Marge: "Uh...I'll tell you what it means when it's over."

Julius Hibbert: "Homer, that's just to bite on; not to eat."

Homer: "Sorry, give me one that doesn't taste so good."

Julius Hibbert: "That was rubber covered in vaseline."

Homer: "Marge, write that down so we can have it at home."

Julius Hibbert: [To Marge] "We can't begin his treatment soon enough."

[After electroshock treatment]

Marge: "How do you feel, sweety?"

Homer: "Much better."

Julius Hibbert: "Do you see anyone here, who isn't here?"

Homer: "No: just you, Marge and Yogi Bear."

[Pause]

"Ha, kidding!"

Julius Hibbert: [He, he...] "Well I see your sense of humor is not affected: that's a very bad sign."

[Begins electroshock treatment again]