Difference between revisions of "The Bart Simpson Show"

Bart and Lisa are watching Itchy & Scratchy and Homer declares it violent. Bart then makes his own show by dismantling the TV and getting into the frame, which makes Homer angry.

Transcript

[They watch the Itchy & Scratchy Show then Homer tells them what are they watching.]

Homer: What are you kids watching?

Lisa: It's Itchy & Scratchy.

Bart: Our favorite show.

[Homer gets the remote and turns the television off.]

Homer: Well, you're not watching it.

Bart: Aw, dad!

Lisa: Come on, Homer!

Homer: Nope. It's too violent. Go to something else.

[Homer gets out of the living room by running.]

Lisa: Now I'm really bored.

Bart: I know.

[Bart dismantles the television, gets the curtains into the frame then makes his hand puppet named Ed.]

Bart: Da-da-da-da-da-da-daaa! It's the Bart Simpson Show starring Bart Simpson featuring the Bart Simpson Orchestra

and the Bart Simpson dancers!

[Lisa and Maggie clap.]

Bart: And now, here's the star of our show... Bart Simpson!

[Lisa and Maggie clap once again.]

Bart: Thanks, Ed. Funny things happened on the way to the studio tonight. I ran over my dad's head on my bike.

[Homer gets back in the living room with running.]

Homer: I thought I told you kids not to watch violent TV!

Lisa: It's not violent!

Bart: Oh, yeah?

Homer: Bart?

[Homer then pauses and looks at the TV screen.]

Homer: Why, you little!

Bart: Whoa, got to run! Good night, folks!

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