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Difference between revisions of "The Battle Hymn of the Blackboard"

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Ow, my writing hand is hurtin.
 
Ow, my writing hand is hurtin.
  
there is one thing that is for certain
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there is only one thing that is for certain
  
 
'''''I WILL NOT STEAL GRADEBOOKS'''''
 
'''''I WILL NOT STEAL GRADEBOOKS'''''

Revision as of 02:54, June 6, 2012

"The Battle Hymn of the Blackboard" is a song by Bart Simpson.

Lyrics

Bart:My hands were on the gradebook where the

students' marks are stored. The teacher burst upon the scene.

Mrs Krabbapel (speaking): Put down that book! she roared.

Bart:Now I'm writing out these words one hundred

times on the blackboard

I WILL NOT STEAL GRADEBOOKS


Man, this task is disconcertin.

Ow, my writing hand is hurtin.

there is only one thing that is for certain

I WILL NOT STEAL GRADEBOOKS

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