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Difference between revisions of "The Battle Hymn of the Blackboard"

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== Lyrics ==
 
== Lyrics ==
''My hands were on the gradebook where the''
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:'''Bart''':My hands were on the gradebook where the
  
''students' marks are stored.''
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students' marks are stored.
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The teacher burst upon the scene.
  
''The teacher burst upon the scene.''
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Mrs Krabbapel (speaking): '''Put down that book!''' she roared.
  
''"Put down that book!" she roared.''
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:'''Bart''':Now I'm writing out these words one hundred
  
''Now I'm writing out these words one hundred''
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times on the blackboard
  
''times on the blackboard:''
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'''''I WILL NOT STEAL GRADEBOOKS'''''
  
''"I will not steal gradebooks."''
 
  
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Man, this task is disconcertin.
  
''Man, this task is disconcertin'.''
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Ow, my writing hand is hurtin.
  
''Ow, my writing hand is hurtin'.
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there is one thing that is for certain
  
''There is one thing that is certain:''
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'''''I WILL NOT STEAL GRADEBOOKS'''''
 
 
''I will not steal gradebooks.''
 
  
 
== Behind the Laughter ==
 
== Behind the Laughter ==

Revision as of 02:52, June 6, 2012

"The Battle Hymn of the Blackboard" is a song by Bart Simpson.

Lyrics

Bart:My hands were on the gradebook where the

students' marks are stored. The teacher burst upon the scene.

Mrs Krabbapel (speaking): Put down that book! she roared.

Bart:Now I'm writing out these words one hundred

times on the blackboard

I WILL NOT STEAL GRADEBOOKS


Man, this task is disconcertin.

Ow, my writing hand is hurtin.

there is one thing that is for certain

I WILL NOT STEAL GRADEBOOKS

Behind the Laughter

Appearances