Difference between revisions of "Make Room for Lisa/Quotes"
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:'''[[Lenny Leonard|Lenny]]''': Well, dish! | :'''[[Lenny Leonard|Lenny]]''': Well, dish! | ||
:'''Moe''': Groundskeeper Willie … you know, the guy in the skirt bought himself a mail-order bride. But he's too cheap to pay the C. O. D., right? So she's still in a crate down at the post office. Wanna go look-see? | :'''Moe''': Groundskeeper Willie … you know, the guy in the skirt bought himself a mail-order bride. But he's too cheap to pay the C. O. D., right? So she's still in a crate down at the post office. Wanna go look-see? | ||
| − | :'''Marge''': Ooh, this sounds juicy. | + | :'''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]''': Ooh, this sounds juicy. |
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| − | :'''Hibbert''': Lisa, I'm afraid your tummy ache may be caused by stress. | + | :'''[[Julius Hibbert|Dr. Hibbert]]''': Lisa, I'm afraid your tummy ache may be caused by stress. |
:'''Homer''': Well, that's a relief. | :'''Homer''': Well, that's a relief. | ||
| − | :'''Hibbert''': Heh, yeah. Anyway, when it comes to stress, I believe laughter is the best medicine. You know, before I learned to chuckle mindlessly, I was headed for an early grave myself. | + | :'''Dr. Hibbert''': Heh, yeah. Anyway, when it comes to stress, I believe laughter is the best medicine. You know, before I learned to chuckle mindlessly, I was headed for an early grave myself. |
:(''chuckles'') | :(''chuckles'') | ||
:'''Homer''': Give it a try, honey. | :'''Homer''': Give it a try, honey. | ||
:(''Lisa tries to chuckle'') | :(''Lisa tries to chuckle'') | ||
| − | :'''Hibbert''': Oh, now you call that chuckling? Come on, child, force it. | + | :'''Dr. Hibbert''': Oh, now you call that chuckling? Come on, child, force it. |
:'''Lisa''': I'm really not the chuckling type. | :'''Lisa''': I'm really not the chuckling type. | ||
:'''Homer''': It's true. I'm always making clever noises, and she never chuckles at 'em. | :'''Homer''': It's true. I'm always making clever noises, and she never chuckles at 'em. | ||
Revision as of 20:35, September 19, 2010
- Hippie Lady: But the I Ching said I had six months till bankruptcy.
- Repo Man: Hey, channel somebody who gives a damn!
- (Marge is listening in)
- Moe: Lenny, how are you doing? This is Moe. I've got some class three gossip here.
- Lenny: Well, dish!
- Moe: Groundskeeper Willie … you know, the guy in the skirt bought himself a mail-order bride. But he's too cheap to pay the C. O. D., right? So she's still in a crate down at the post office. Wanna go look-see?
- Marge: Ooh, this sounds juicy.
- Dr. Hibbert: Lisa, I'm afraid your tummy ache may be caused by stress.
- Homer: Well, that's a relief.
- Dr. Hibbert: Heh, yeah. Anyway, when it comes to stress, I believe laughter is the best medicine. You know, before I learned to chuckle mindlessly, I was headed for an early grave myself.
- (chuckles)
- Homer: Give it a try, honey.
- (Lisa tries to chuckle)
- Dr. Hibbert: Oh, now you call that chuckling? Come on, child, force it.
- Lisa: I'm really not the chuckling type.
- Homer: It's true. I'm always making clever noises, and she never chuckles at 'em.
