Difference between revisions of "The Great Wife Hope/Quotes"
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| − | + | :''(The mothers play bowling.)'' | |
| − | : | + | :'''[[Luann Van Houten|Luann]]''': "How did you ever come up with an idea like 'crazy bowling'?" |
| − | : | + | :'''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]''': "I googled 'girls having fun', and after wading through 97,000 pages of porn, I found 'crazy bowling'." |
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| + | :'''Homer''': ''(After meeting with a fighter and having an autograph.)'' But remember: don't try this at home. | ||
| + | :::Do it at the schoolyard. | ||
| + | :::Someplace where, if you get hurt, we can sue not just them | ||
| + | :::but the school, the county, the state, and that jackass Joe Biden. | ||
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| + | :''(Bart tries to stop Marge about Ultimate punching.)'' | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': "You love <i>Ultimate Punching</i> even more than I do." | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "<i>Ultimate Punching</i> is exploitative, violent, and a bad influence on our young people. | ||
| + | :::Studies have shown your mother is right." | ||
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| + | :'''Marge''': ''(After winning the event.)'' "We can enjoy some mixed ''Marital'' arts." | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "Oh, No holds Barred." | ||
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Revision as of 13:11, September 7, 2010
- (The mothers play bowling.)
- Luann: "How did you ever come up with an idea like 'crazy bowling'?"
- Marge: "I googled 'girls having fun', and after wading through 97,000 pages of porn, I found 'crazy bowling'."
- Homer: (After meeting with a fighter and having an autograph.) But remember: don't try this at home.
- Do it at the schoolyard.
- Someplace where, if you get hurt, we can sue not just them
- but the school, the county, the state, and that jackass Joe Biden.
- (Bart tries to stop Marge about Ultimate punching.)
- Bart: "You love Ultimate Punching even more than I do."
- Homer: "Ultimate Punching is exploitative, violent, and a bad influence on our young people.
- Studies have shown your mother is right."
- Marge: (After winning the event.) "We can enjoy some mixed Marital arts."
- Homer: "Oh, No holds Barred."
