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'''Barbara Belfry''' is the manager of [[St. Giles Orphanage]] and the wife of [[Sideshow Mel]]. She also used to be a javelin thrower.
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The '''Male Golem''', also known as the '''Golem of Prague''', was a Jewish {{W|Golem}} made of clay.
  
Barb used to be a javelin thrower, until her breasts became too big to be an athlete any more.
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In the 1600s, the Golem was created on a potters wheel by a rabbi in the [[Old New Synagogue]] in [[Prague]]. The Golem was made to perform any task that was written on a scroll and placed in its mouth. After its creation, the rabbi had the Golem kill the rioters outside the Old New Synagogue. At some point after that event, he killed a {{W|czar}}. Eventually, the Golem ended up under the ownership of [[Krusty the Clown]]. During this period, Krusty had him kill some hecklers during a comedy show he held at [[The Laugh Stop]].
  
When [[Ned Flanders]] came across a large amount of money, he donated it to St. Giles Orphanage, which Barb ran. Whilst Ned wanted to make the donation anonymously, Barb convinced him to make the donation in the name of someone else, so Ned chose his grandfather, [[Ned Flanders I]]. This donation led to [[Costas Becker]] going after Ned.
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One day, after a recording of ''{{Krusty show}}'', [[Bart]] went backstage to find Krusty to complain about his [[Krusty Brand Alarm Clock]]. Instead, he found Krusty's prop room and decided to look around. Here he found the Golem, which initially scared him. Krusty then appeared and told Bart the Golem's story. Bart then wrote a note telling the Golem to go to his house at midnight and put it in the Golem's mouth. That night, Bart was eagerly awaiting the Golem's arrival. After being faked out by a drunken [[Homer]], the Golem showed up and Bart wrote a note telling him to "kick Homer's balls". The Golem misunderstood this as "kick Homer's walls" instead at first, but then managed to do the task. The next day, Bart took the Golem to school and had him rearrange the bullies heads after they demanded Bart's lunch money...
  
Barb became smitten with Ned and asked him out on a date to the Springfield Winter Market, which Ned accepted. After their date, they went back to Barb's house and Barb invited Ned in. As they made out, Ned noticed that Barb had multiple pictures of her with [[Sideshow Mel]], then realized that she was married to him. Barb explained to Ned that she and Mel had an arrangement and that she could sleep with anyone she wanted to. However, Ned was uncomfortable with this and decided to leave...
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The Male Golem, also known as the Golem of Prague, was a Jewish Golem made of clay.

In the 1600s, the Golem was created on a potters wheel by a rabbi in the Old New Synagogue in Prague. The Golem was made to perform any task that was written on a scroll and placed in its mouth. After its creation, the rabbi had the Golem kill the rioters outside the Old New Synagogue. At some point after that event, he killed a czar. Eventually, the Golem ended up under the ownership of Krusty the Clown. During this period, Krusty had him kill some hecklers during a comedy show he held at The Laugh Stop.

One day, after a recording of The Krusty the Clown Show, Bart went backstage to find Krusty to complain about his Krusty Brand Alarm Clock. Instead, he found Krusty's prop room and decided to look around. Here he found the Golem, which initially scared him. Krusty then appeared and told Bart the Golem's story. Bart then wrote a note telling the Golem to go to his house at midnight and put it in the Golem's mouth. That night, Bart was eagerly awaiting the Golem's arrival. After being faked out by a drunken Homer, the Golem showed up and Bart wrote a note telling him to "kick Homer's balls". The Golem misunderstood this as "kick Homer's walls" instead at first, but then managed to do the task. The next day, Bart took the Golem to school and had him rearrange the bullies heads after they demanded Bart's lunch money...

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