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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Finally, the night we've been looking forward to for soooo long. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oh, Homie. It's like a dream come true! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I'm going to go out on a limb and predict right now that this will be the greatest night of our lives! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I just can't believe it's finally happening after all this time. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I love you, Marge. I hope you enjoy this as much as I think you will. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I love you, too, Homer. And I started enjoying it the moment we laid down... ...on our brand new mattress! I'm so happy you found the money for us to finally replace our old mattress. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Some things are just more necessary then others, honey... | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Tattoo Annie]]}} Marge, meet my crew.... Pepper, Krazee Gaze and Vicki. Girls, this is Marge Simpson. And she's doing a stint for tearing of a mattress tag. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Krazee Gaze]]}} Girl, you're hardcore! | |
| − | + | {{qf|{{ap|Vicki|Yellow Is the New Black}}}} Guess I know which newb not to mess with now! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Pepper]]}} I really don't belong here. I'm innocent. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Tattoo Annie}} Sure you are Pepper! We're all innocent. Ain't that right, ladies? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krazee Gaze}} Yes! I totally didn't steal an army tank and drive it through my boss's house. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Vicki}} And I didn't set all those fires. Someone must've planted those gas cans in my garage! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Pepper}} Marge, I really am innocent! I was framed by my ex to take the fall for money laundering! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Well, I'm hoping that my conviction will be overturned once the mayor realizes how silly it was to arrest me in the first place! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krazee Gaze}} Look at you, Marge! Already talking that innocent talk and you haven't been in here but a few hours! You're my new best friend! I'm gonna call you Blueberry. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Tattoo Annie}} Stick with us, Simpson, and you'll be just fine. No one messes with our crew! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Ummm.... okay. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} [YAWM] Mm... good morning, honey, wasn't that the best night's sleep ever? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Homer, you've been asleep for three nights and days! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Wow this is the best mattress ever. Hey, when did we renovate the bedroom to look like the boring half of "[[Law & Order]]"? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} We didn't renovate! I'm going to jail for ripping off the mattress tag! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} What?! That's crazy! What about my mattress? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Roy Snyder]]}} It's evidence, Mr. Simpson, confiscated until further notice. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I won't stand for this! I'll fight to get that mattress back until dying day! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Homer! What about me? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Right you too, honey! Be strong. I'm coming for your...! ...after I get the mattress back. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Can't blame him. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lou]]}} He's only human. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Zelinsky]]}} Another mattress defacer, eh? You violent criminals make me sick! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homerella Sampson]]}} I know right?! Thank goodness they rushed me here without a trial, so I can be properly rehabilitated! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Zelinsky}} What's your name creamsicle? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homerella Sampson}} Home-errr, I mean, Homerella! Sampson! Homerella Sampson! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Homie! It's time to go home! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Marge! I'm so happy to see you! Why are you here? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I got re-arrested, so I could break you out! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Awww... you really do love me. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Most of the time. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Red]]}} Save the sappy reunions until after I get you out of here! | |
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Latest revision as of 08:00, September 25, 2024
- Homer: Finally, the night we've been looking forward to for soooo long.
- Marge: Oh, Homie. It's like a dream come true!
- Homer: I'm going to go out on a limb and predict right now that this will be the greatest night of our lives!
- Marge: I just can't believe it's finally happening after all this time.
- Homer: I love you, Marge. I hope you enjoy this as much as I think you will.
- Marge: I love you, too, Homer. And I started enjoying it the moment we laid down... ...on our brand new mattress! I'm so happy you found the money for us to finally replace our old mattress.
- Homer: Some things are just more necessary then others, honey...
- Tattoo Annie: Marge, meet my crew.... Pepper, Krazee Gaze and Vicki. Girls, this is Marge Simpson. And she's doing a stint for tearing of a mattress tag.
- Krazee Gaze: Girl, you're hardcore!
- Vicki: Guess I know which newb not to mess with now!
- Pepper: I really don't belong here. I'm innocent.
- Tattoo Annie: Sure you are Pepper! We're all innocent. Ain't that right, ladies?
- Krazee Gaze: Yes! I totally didn't steal an army tank and drive it through my boss's house.
- Vicki: And I didn't set all those fires. Someone must've planted those gas cans in my garage!
- Pepper: Marge, I really am innocent! I was framed by my ex to take the fall for money laundering!
- Marge: Well, I'm hoping that my conviction will be overturned once the mayor realizes how silly it was to arrest me in the first place!
- Krazee Gaze: Look at you, Marge! Already talking that innocent talk and you haven't been in here but a few hours! You're my new best friend! I'm gonna call you Blueberry.
- Tattoo Annie: Stick with us, Simpson, and you'll be just fine. No one messes with our crew!
- Marge: Ummm.... okay.
- Homer: [YAWM] Mm... good morning, honey, wasn't that the best night's sleep ever?
- Marge: Homer, you've been asleep for three nights and days!
- Homer: Wow this is the best mattress ever. Hey, when did we renovate the bedroom to look like the boring half of "Law & Order"?
- Marge: We didn't renovate! I'm going to jail for ripping off the mattress tag!
- Homer: What?! That's crazy! What about my mattress?
- Roy Snyder: It's evidence, Mr. Simpson, confiscated until further notice.
- Homer: I won't stand for this! I'll fight to get that mattress back until dying day!
- Marge: Homer! What about me?
- Homer: Right you too, honey! Be strong. I'm coming for your...! ...after I get the mattress back.
- Chief Wiggum: Can't blame him.
- Lou: He's only human.
- Zelinsky: Another mattress defacer, eh? You violent criminals make me sick!
- Homerella Sampson: I know right?! Thank goodness they rushed me here without a trial, so I can be properly rehabilitated!
- Zelinsky: What's your name creamsicle?
- Homerella Sampson: Home-errr, I mean, Homerella! Sampson! Homerella Sampson!
- Marge: Homie! It's time to go home!
- Homer: Marge! I'm so happy to see you! Why are you here?
- Marge: I got re-arrested, so I could break you out!
- Homer: Awww... you really do love me.
- Marge: Most of the time.
- Red: Save the sappy reunions until after I get you out of here!
