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| − | :( | + | :(Dad totalled both cars. An insurance agent is looking over the loss) |
:'''Adjuster''': Just one more question before I approve the case. This place you were at, Moe's, is this a business of some sort? | :'''Adjuster''': Just one more question before I approve the case. This place you were at, Moe's, is this a business of some sort? | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Dad's Brain''': Don't tell him you were at a bar. (''gasps'') But what else is open at night? |
| − | : | + | :Dad: It is a pornography store. I was buying pornography. |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Dad's Brain''': Heh heh. I would have never thought of that. |
| − | <hr width=50%/> | + | |
| − | :''Car show. An attractive, large-breasted, blond model in a sequin gown is standing next to a car'' | + | <hr width=50%/>:''Car show. An attractive, large-breasted, blond model in a sequin gown is standing next to a car'' |
| − | : | + | :Dad: Do you come with the car? |
:'''Model''': Te-he-he-he! You! | :'''Model''': Te-he-he-he! You! | ||
| − | :'' | + | :''Dad goes to look at other cars, another man looks at car'' |
:'''Man''': Do you come with the car? | :'''Man''': Do you come with the car? | ||
:'''Model''': Te-he-he-he! You! | :'''Model''': Te-he-he-he! You! | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/> | + | |
| − | : | + | <hr width=50%/>:Dad: Adam West! Hey, kids! Batman!! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Girl''': Dad, that’s not the real Batman. |
:'''[[Adam West]]''': Of course I’m Batman. See, here’s a picture of me with Robin. | :'''[[Adam West]]''': Of course I’m Batman. See, here’s a picture of me with Robin. | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Boy''': Who the hell is Robin? |
:'''Adam West''': I suppose you’re only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer? Ha! The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt. And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique. Pure. West. And why doesn’t Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi? (''starts dancing'') | :'''Adam West''': I suppose you’re only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer? Ha! The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt. And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique. Pure. West. And why doesn’t Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi? (''starts dancing'') | ||
| − | : | + | :Dad: Heh. Nice meetin’ ya…Just keep moving, don’t make eye contact… |
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| − | :''Telephone rings and is answered by | + | :''Telephone rings and is answered by Dad.'' |
| − | : | + | :Dad: Mr. Plow, that name again is Mr. Plow. |
| − | :'''Man''': Hello, I'm calling from Delinquent Accounts at Kumatsu Motors. | + | :'''Man''': Hello, I'm calling from Delinquent Accounts at Kumatsu Motors. |
| − | : | + | :Dad: Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways. This is Tony Plow, you know, from ''Leave It To Beaver''. [''pause''] Yeah, they were gay. |
{{Season 4 Q}} | {{Season 4 Q}} | ||
[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
Revision as of 05:54, July 25, 2010
- (Dad totalled both cars. An insurance agent is looking over the loss)
- Adjuster: Just one more question before I approve the case. This place you were at, Moe's, is this a business of some sort?
- Dad's Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar. (gasps) But what else is open at night?
- Dad: It is a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
- Dad's Brain: Heh heh. I would have never thought of that.
:Car show. An attractive, large-breasted, blond model in a sequin gown is standing next to a car
- Dad: Do you come with the car?
- Model: Te-he-he-he! You!
- Dad goes to look at other cars, another man looks at car
- Man: Do you come with the car?
- Model: Te-he-he-he! You!
:Dad: Adam West! Hey, kids! Batman!!
- Girl: Dad, that’s not the real Batman.
- Adam West: Of course I’m Batman. See, here’s a picture of me with Robin.
- Boy: Who the hell is Robin?
- Adam West: I suppose you’re only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer? Ha! The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt. And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique. Pure. West. And why doesn’t Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi? (starts dancing)
- Dad: Heh. Nice meetin’ ya…Just keep moving, don’t make eye contact…
- Telephone rings and is answered by Dad.
- Dad: Mr. Plow, that name again is Mr. Plow.
- Man: Hello, I'm calling from Delinquent Accounts at Kumatsu Motors.
- Dad: Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways. This is Tony Plow, you know, from Leave It To Beaver. [pause] Yeah, they were gay.
