Difference between revisions of "Mr. Plow/Quotes"
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| − | :''Homer totalled both cars. An insurance agent is looking over the loss'' | + | :(''Homer totalled both cars. An insurance agent is looking over the loss'') |
| − | :'''Adjuster''': Just one more question before I approve the case. | + | :'''Adjuster''': Just one more question before I approve the case. This place Moe's, is it a business of some sort? |
:'''Homer's Brain''': Don't tell him you were at a bar. (''gasps'') But what else is open at night? | :'''Homer's Brain''': Don't tell him you were at a bar. (''gasps'') But what else is open at night? | ||
:'''[[Homer]]''': It's a pornography. I was buying pornography. | :'''[[Homer]]''': It's a pornography. I was buying pornography. | ||
:'''Homer's Brain''': Heh heh. I would have never thought of that. | :'''Homer's Brain''': Heh heh. I would have never thought of that. | ||
<hr width=50%/> | <hr width=50%/> | ||
| − | ''Car show. An attractive, large-breasted, blonde model in a sequin gown is standing next to a car'' | + | :(''Car show. An attractive, large-breasted, blonde model in a sequin gown is standing next to a car'') |
:'''Homer''': Do you come with the car? | :'''Homer''': Do you come with the car? | ||
:'''Model''': Te-he-he-he! You! | :'''Model''': Te-he-he-he! You! | ||
Revision as of 07:50, March 16, 2010
- (Homer totalled both cars. An insurance agent is looking over the loss)
- Adjuster: Just one more question before I approve the case. This place Moe's, is it a business of some sort?
- Homer's Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar. (gasps) But what else is open at night?
- Homer: It's a pornography. I was buying pornography.
- Homer's Brain: Heh heh. I would have never thought of that.
- (Car show. An attractive, large-breasted, blonde model in a sequin gown is standing next to a car)
- Homer: Do you come with the car?
- Model: Te-he-he-he! You!
- Homer goes to look at other cars, another man looks at car
- Man: Do you come with the car?
- Model: Te-he-he-he! You!
- Homer: Adam West! Hey, kids! Batman!!
- Lisa: Dad, that’s not the real Batman.
- Adam West: Of course I’m Batman. See, here’s a picture of me with Robin.
- Bart: Who the hell is Robin?
- Adam West: I suppose you’re only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer? Ha! The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt. And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique. Pure. West. And why doesn’t Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi? (starts dancing)
- Homer: Heh. Nice meetin’ ya…Just keep moving, don’t make eye contact…
- Homer: [answers the phone] Mr. Plow, that name again is Mr. Plow.
- Man: Hello, I'm calling from Delinquent Accounts at Kumatsu Motors.
- Homer: Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways. This is Tony Plow, you know, from Leave It To Beaver. [pause] Yeah, they were gay.
