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=== Dial "Z" for Zombies === | === Dial "Z" for Zombies === | ||
:''[The Simpsons head to the library to stop the spawn of zombies. They head out to the family sedan to get there]'' | :''[The Simpsons head to the library to stop the spawn of zombies. They head out to the family sedan to get there]'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Ned Flanders]]:''' ''[incarnated into a zombie]'' "Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a | + | :'''[[Ned Flanders]]:''' ''[incarnated into a zombie]'' "Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a mite peckish. Mind if I chew your ear!?" |
:''[Homer shots him dead with his shotgun. Marge and Lisa gasp]'' | :''[Homer shots him dead with his shotgun. Marge and Lisa gasp]'' | ||
:'''[[Bart]]:''' "Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!" | :'''[[Bart]]:''' "Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!" | ||
Revision as of 14:40, September 1, 2010
Dial "Z" for Zombies
- [The Simpsons head to the library to stop the spawn of zombies. They head out to the family sedan to get there]
- Ned Flanders: [incarnated into a zombie] "Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a mite peckish. Mind if I chew your ear!?"
- [Homer shots him dead with his shotgun. Marge and Lisa gasp]
- Bart: "Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!"
- Homer: "He was a zombie?"
Clown Without Pity
- Store Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
- Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.
- Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
- Homer: [relieved] That's good.
- Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
- Homer: [worried] That's bad.
- Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
- Homer: [relieved] That's good.
- Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate. [Homer stares] That's bad.
King Homer
- Mr. Burns: All right, you big ape, get a snootful of this gas bomb! [He feebly throws the bomb a foot and gets a snootful himself. He starts singing] I was strolling through the Gas one day...
