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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Groundskeeper Willie! I met this nice lady at the library and I told her all about you! She can't wait to meet you!
 
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Groundskeeper Willie! I met this nice lady at the library and I told her all about you! She can't wait to meet you!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Willie! I'm so sorry! I had no idea she'd be from a rival, clan! I feel terrible for setting you two up!
 
{{qf|Lisa}} Willie! I'm so sorry! I had no idea she'd be from a rival, clan! I feel terrible for setting you two up!
 
{{qf|Willie}} Don' be daft, ya wee gru. Tha' was the best date Willie's ever had! Sniff!
 
{{qf|Willie}} Don' be daft, ya wee gru. Tha' was the best date Willie's ever had! Sniff!
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Latest revision as of 11:57, August 29, 2023



Lisa: Groundskeeper Willie! I met this nice lady at the library and I told her all about you! She can't wait to meet you!
Willie: Och, Willie's got na time for such foolishness! There's a lawn here that need levelin'!
Sign: Soon
Willie: Ah don' know why an let ya talk me into this! I'm not good with females—they don' seem ta grasp Willie's manly virtues!
Lisa: Listen, she's perfect for you! Just trust me, all right! Look, here she comes! Kate, I'd like you to meet Willie he's the groundskeeper here at my school..
Willie & Groundskeeper Wilma: You. You're
Willie: You're wearin' the tartan of the glengarry clan MacLoughlan !
Groundskeeper Wilma: An' you're bearn the thrice-cursed colors of the hated Tullabaronnes! Why don't cha cry and surrender like yer can do at Edinburgh?
Willie: That's a filthy lie, ya bog-dwellin happy!
Lisa: Stop it you, stop it!
Groundskeeper Wilma: You win this round, rogue, but I'll be back wi' proper sporran kickin' boots, and then we'll see!
Willie: Wide betide ye should your shadow ever cross into Willie's green schoolyard again, ya she-wolf
Lisa: Willie! I'm so sorry! I had no idea she'd be from a rival, clan! I feel terrible for setting you two up!
Willie: Don' be daft, ya wee gru. Tha' was the best date Willie's ever had! Sniff!