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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} ...and this a portrait of my great, great, great uncle twice removed, Captain Blackburns the pirate.
 
{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} ...and this a portrait of my great, great, great uncle twice removed, Captain Blackburns the pirate.
{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Ravishungly hansome, sir!
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{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Ravishungly handsome, sir!
{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Yes, quite. He sailed the seven seas being a scourge to himanity and what not. As is the curse of all the Burns men, women adored him and men envied him.
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Yes, quite. He sailed the seven seas being a scourge to humanity and what not. As is the curse of all the Burns men, women adored him and men envied him.
 
{{qf|[[Captain Blackburns]]}} Ahoy-hoy, I be talkin' like a pirate.
 
{{qf|[[Captain Blackburns]]}} Ahoy-hoy, I be talkin' like a pirate.
 
{{qf|Mr. Burns}} A canny sort of fellow, he hid his pirate treasure within his trousers.
 
{{qf|Mr. Burns}} A canny sort of fellow, he hid his pirate treasure within his trousers.
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{{qf|Sound}} Ploop!
 
{{qf|Sound}} Ploop!
 
{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Blackburns plummeted overboard and weighed down by the doubloons in his pantaloons... ...he sank to hsis doom. I'm sure there's some sort of mortal to the tale of that greedy pirate. But enough chitchat. Time to make more money! And you really need to clean these floors, Smithers. They're putrid!
 
{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Blackburns plummeted overboard and weighed down by the doubloons in his pantaloons... ...he sank to hsis doom. I'm sure there's some sort of mortal to the tale of that greedy pirate. But enough chitchat. Time to make more money! And you really need to clean these floors, Smithers. They're putrid!
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Latest revision as of 11:10, August 22, 2023



Mr. Burns: ...and this a portrait of my great, great, great uncle twice removed, Captain Blackburns the pirate.
Waylon Smithers: Ravishungly handsome, sir!
Mr. Burns: Yes, quite. He sailed the seven seas being a scourge to humanity and what not. As is the curse of all the Burns men, women adored him and men envied him.
Captain Blackburns: Ahoy-hoy, I be talkin' like a pirate.
Mr. Burns: A canny sort of fellow, he hid his pirate treasure within his trousers.
Captain Blackburns: Arr. This 'ere strategy will be keepin' thieves from thievin' what I already did thieve.
Sound: Jangle Jingle
Mr. Burns: Unfortunately, Captain Blackburns met his end one fateful day due to the incompetence of his first mate.
First mate: I'm going to give this deck the swabbing of a lifetime!
Captain Blackburns: Argh! Slippin' I be!
Sound: Slippo!
First mate: Huh-oh!
Sound: Ploop!
Mr. Burns: Blackburns plummeted overboard and weighed down by the doubloons in his pantaloons... ...he sank to hsis doom. I'm sure there's some sort of mortal to the tale of that greedy pirate. But enough chitchat. Time to make more money! And you really need to clean these floors, Smithers. They're putrid!