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| − | : | + | :Clown: "And now for our parody of ''Mad About You'' called, "Mad About ''Shoe''". |
:''(goes to a bed with a giant shoe in it)'' | :''(goes to a bed with a giant shoe in it)'' | ||
:Hey baby, let's kiss, no tounge. | :Hey baby, let's kiss, no tounge. | ||
:''(audience boos)'' | :''(audience boos)'' | ||
:Ugh, You're not going to like our ''N.Y.P.D Shoe'' sketch... it's pretty much the same thing." | :Ugh, You're not going to like our ''N.Y.P.D Shoe'' sketch... it's pretty much the same thing." | ||
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| − | : | + | <hr width="50%" />:Clown: And now, Gerald Ford! |
:''Gerald Ford appears'' | :''Gerald Ford appears'' | ||
| − | : | + | :Man: Thank you for having me, Krusty. |
| − | : | + | :Clown: Thank you for coming. All the good presidents were busy! So, how are things with Nancy? |
:'''Gerald Ford''': Betty! | :'''Gerald Ford''': Betty! | ||
| − | :''Ford gives speech while | + | :''Ford gives speech while the clown makes faces behind him and crawl repeats "BORING!"'' |
:'''Gerald Ford''': Now I would like to speak about something that is very important. The Boy Scouts of America have been molding men for generations but their membership has declined in recent years. I encourage all boys to consider... | :'''Gerald Ford''': Now I would like to speak about something that is very important. The Boy Scouts of America have been molding men for generations but their membership has declined in recent years. I encourage all boys to consider... | ||
| − | :''Gerald Ford sees | + | :''Gerald Ford sees the clown making faces'' |
:'''Gerald Ford''': What are you doing? | :'''Gerald Ford''': What are you doing? | ||
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| − | :'''TV Announcer''': "And now let's take a look at a young | + | <hr width="50%" />:'''TV Announcer''': "And now let's take a look at a young chief in his short lived stint replacing [[wikipedia:Andy_Griffith|Andy Griffith]] on ''The Andy Griffith Show''." |
| − | : | + | :Cop: "Where's Otis? He not in his cell." |
| − | : | + | :Guard: "I shot him." |
| − | : | + | :Cop: "Well that's just...you WHAT?!" |
| − | : | + | :Guard: "Now I'm going down to Emmett's Fix-It-Shop...to fix Emmett." |
<hr width="50%" /> | <hr width="50%" /> | ||
| − | + | :Dad ''(singing)'': Shut up Flanders! | |
| − | : | + | :Man ''(singing)'': Okeli-dokeli-do! |
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| − | : | + | :Woman: Hello, I'm Sharry Bobbins. |
| − | : | + | :Dad: Did you say Mary Pop—? |
| − | : | + | :Woman: No! I definitely did not! I'm an original creation, like Rickey Rouse and Monald Muck. |
{{Season 8 Q}} | {{Season 8 Q}} | ||
Revision as of 21:07, July 24, 2010
- Clown: "And now for our parody of Mad About You called, "Mad About Shoe".
- (goes to a bed with a giant shoe in it)
- Hey baby, let's kiss, no tounge.
- (audience boos)
- Ugh, You're not going to like our N.Y.P.D Shoe sketch... it's pretty much the same thing."
:Clown: And now, Gerald Ford!
- Gerald Ford appears
- Man: Thank you for having me, Krusty.
- Clown: Thank you for coming. All the good presidents were busy! So, how are things with Nancy?
- Gerald Ford: Betty!
- Ford gives speech while the clown makes faces behind him and crawl repeats "BORING!"
- Gerald Ford: Now I would like to speak about something that is very important. The Boy Scouts of America have been molding men for generations but their membership has declined in recent years. I encourage all boys to consider...
- Gerald Ford sees the clown making faces
- Gerald Ford: What are you doing?
:TV Announcer: "And now let's take a look at a young chief in his short lived stint replacing Andy Griffith on The Andy Griffith Show."
- Cop: "Where's Otis? He not in his cell."
- Guard: "I shot him."
- Cop: "Well that's just...you WHAT?!"
- Guard: "Now I'm going down to Emmett's Fix-It-Shop...to fix Emmett."
- Dad (singing): Shut up Flanders!
- Man (singing): Okeli-dokeli-do!
- Woman: Hello, I'm Sharry Bobbins.
- Dad: Did you say Mary Pop—?
- Woman: No! I definitely did not! I'm an original creation, like Rickey Rouse and Monald Muck.
