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Difference between revisions of "Lisa's First Word/Quotes"

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:'''Marge''': I saved this newspaper from the day Lisa was born as an heirloom.
 
:'''Newspaper headline''': HART TO MONDALE, "WHERE'S THE BEEF"?
 
:'''Lisa''': I don't get it.
 
:'''Homer'''{chuckling}: Where's the beef? No wonder why Mondale picked up Minnesota!
 
  
:'''Homer''': You know, Maggie. The sooner kids learn to talk, the sooner they talk back. (puts Maggie in her crib) I hope you never say a word.
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:'''Maggie''': Daddy.
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:'''[[Marge]]''': "I saved this newspaper from the day Lisa was born as an heirloom."
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:'''Newspaper Headline''': "HART TO MONDALE, 'WHERE'S THE BEEF'?"
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': "I don't get it."
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:'''[[Homer]]''': ''[chuckling]'' "'Where's the beef' ... No wonder he (Mondale) won Minnesota!"
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:'''Baby [[Lisa]]''': "Bart!"
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:'''Toddler [[Bart]]''': "What did you say?"
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:'''Baby Lisa''': "Bart?"
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:'''Bart''': "Suffering succatash! You can talk! ''[runs downstairs]'' Mom! Dad! She can talk! Say it again, Lis."
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:'''Baby Lisa''': "Bart! Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart."
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:'''Bart''': "''I'm'' her first word!"
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:'''[[Marge]]''': "Well, I'm not suprised. Lisa's crazy about you. She thinks you hung the moon."
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:'''Bart''': "Wow! ''[to Lisa]'' Lisa. Can you say 'Mommy'?"
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:'''Baby Lisa''': "Mommy."
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:'''Bart''': "Can you say 'David Hasslehoff'?"
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:'''Baby Lisa''': "Dabid Hasslehoff." ''[giggles]''
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:'''[[Homer]]''': "Can you say 'Daddy'?"
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:'''Baby Lisa''': "Homer."
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:'''Homer''': "No, sweetie. 'Daddy'."
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:'''Baby Lisa''': ''[pause]'' "Homer."
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:'''Homer''': "D'oh!"
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:''[While [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] argue, [[Homer]] puts [[Maggie]] to bed.]''
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:'''Homer''': "You know, Maggie. The sooner kids learn to talk, the sooner they talk back. ''[puts Maggie in her crib]'' I hope you never say a word."
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:''[Homer leaves the room, closing the door behind him. Maggie takes her pacifier out of her mouth.]''
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:'''Maggie''': "Daddy."
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:'''Baby Lisa''': Bart!
 
:'''2 year old Bart''': What did you say?
 
:'''Baby Lisa''': Bart?
 
:'''Bart''': Suffering succatash! You can talk! (goes downstairs) Mom! Dad! She can talk! Say it again, Lis.
 
:'''Baby Lisa''': Bart! Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart.
 
:'''Bart''': ''I'm'' her first word!
 
:'''Marge''': Well I'm not suprised. Lisa's crazy about you. She thinks you hung the moon.
 
:'''Bart''': Wow! Lisa. Can you say "Mommy"?
 
:'''Baby Lisa''': Mommy.
 
:'''Bart''': Can you say "David Hasslehoff"?
 
:'''Baby Lisa''': Dabid Hasslehoff. (chuckle)
 
:'''Homer''': Can you say "Daddy"?
 
:'''Baby Lisa''': Homer.
 
:'''Homer''': No sweetie. "Daddy".
 
:'''Baby Lisa''': (pause) Homer.
 
:'''Homer''': D'oh!
 
 
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Revision as of 07:30, July 28, 2010




Marge: "I saved this newspaper from the day Lisa was born as an heirloom."
Newspaper Headline: "HART TO MONDALE, 'WHERE'S THE BEEF'?"
Lisa: "I don't get it."
Homer: [chuckling] "'Where's the beef' ... No wonder he (Mondale) won Minnesota!"

Baby Lisa: "Bart!"
Toddler Bart: "What did you say?"
Baby Lisa: "Bart?"
Bart: "Suffering succatash! You can talk! [runs downstairs] Mom! Dad! She can talk! Say it again, Lis."
Baby Lisa: "Bart! Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart."
Bart: "I'm her first word!"
Marge: "Well, I'm not suprised. Lisa's crazy about you. She thinks you hung the moon."
Bart: "Wow! [to Lisa] Lisa. Can you say 'Mommy'?"
Baby Lisa: "Mommy."
Bart: "Can you say 'David Hasslehoff'?"
Baby Lisa: "Dabid Hasslehoff." [giggles]
Homer: "Can you say 'Daddy'?"
Baby Lisa: "Homer."
Homer: "No, sweetie. 'Daddy'."
Baby Lisa: [pause] "Homer."
Homer: "D'oh!"

[While Bart and Lisa argue, Homer puts Maggie to bed.]
Homer: "You know, Maggie. The sooner kids learn to talk, the sooner they talk back. [puts Maggie in her crib] I hope you never say a word."
[Homer leaves the room, closing the door behind him. Maggie takes her pacifier out of her mouth.]
Maggie: "Daddy."

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