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Difference between revisions of "Lisa's First Word/Quotes"

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:'''Lisa''': I don't get it.
 
:'''Lisa''': I don't get it.
 
:'''Homer'''{chuckling}: Where's the beef? No wonder why Mondale picked up Minnesota!
 
:'''Homer'''{chuckling}: Where's the beef? No wonder why Mondale picked up Minnesota!
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:'''Homer''': You know, Maggie. The sooner kids learn to talk, the sooner they talk back. (puts Maggie in her crib) I hope you never say a word.
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:'''Maggie''': Daddy.
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:'''Baby Lisa''': Bart!
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:'''2 year old Bart''': What did you say?
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:'''Baby Lisa''': Bart?
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:'''Bart''': Suffering succatash! You can talk! (goes downstairs) Mom! Dad! She can talk! Say it again, Lis.
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:'''Baby Lisa''': Bart! Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart.
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:'''Bart''': ''I'm'' her first word!
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:'''Marge''': Well I'm not suprised. Lisa's crazy about you. She thinks you hung the moon.
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:'''Bart''': Wow! Lisa. Can you say "Mommy"?
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:'''Baby Lisa''': Mommy.
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:'''Bart''': Can you say "David Hasslehoff"?
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:'''Baby Lisa''': Dabid Hasslehoff. (chuckle)
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:'''Homer''': Can you say "Daddy"?
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:'''Baby Lisa''': Homer.
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:'''Homer''': No sweetie. "Daddy".
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:'''Baby Lisa''': (pause) Homer.
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:'''Homer''': D'oh!
 
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Revision as of 01:28, January 18, 2010


Marge: I saved this newspaper from the day Lisa was born as an heirloom.
Newspaper headline: HART TO MONDALE, "WHERE'S THE BEEF"?
Lisa: I don't get it.
Homer{chuckling}: Where's the beef? No wonder why Mondale picked up Minnesota!
Homer: You know, Maggie. The sooner kids learn to talk, the sooner they talk back. (puts Maggie in her crib) I hope you never say a word.
Maggie: Daddy.
Baby Lisa: Bart!
2 year old Bart: What did you say?
Baby Lisa: Bart?
Bart: Suffering succatash! You can talk! (goes downstairs) Mom! Dad! She can talk! Say it again, Lis.
Baby Lisa: Bart! Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart.
Bart: I'm her first word!
Marge: Well I'm not suprised. Lisa's crazy about you. She thinks you hung the moon.
Bart: Wow! Lisa. Can you say "Mommy"?
Baby Lisa: Mommy.
Bart: Can you say "David Hasslehoff"?
Baby Lisa: Dabid Hasslehoff. (chuckle)
Homer: Can you say "Daddy"?
Baby Lisa: Homer.
Homer: No sweetie. "Daddy".
Baby Lisa: (pause) Homer.
Homer: D'oh!

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