Difference between revisions of "Bart's Girlfriend/Quotes"
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:'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': Son, if you can look me in the eye and say you didn't take the collection money, that's all I need. | :'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': Son, if you can look me in the eye and say you didn't take the collection money, that's all I need. | ||
:'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': I didn't take it. | :'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': I didn't take it. | ||
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:'''[[Principal Skinner]]''': Congratulations Simpson. You just fell for our sting and won yourself three months detention. There's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest. | :'''[[Principal Skinner]]''': Congratulations Simpson. You just fell for our sting and won yourself three months detention. There's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest. | ||
:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]''': There's not? Ya used me Skinner! Ya used me! | :'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]''': There's not? Ya used me Skinner! Ya used me! | ||
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:'''Bart''': Three months!? Aww! | :'''Bart''': Three months!? Aww! | ||
:'''Jessica''': Hi Bart. I saw the way they set you up. That was really unfair. | :'''Jessica''': Hi Bart. I saw the way they set you up. That was really unfair. | ||
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:'''Marge''': 30 cents off Shake N' Bake? Homer! | :'''Marge''': 30 cents off Shake N' Bake? Homer! | ||
:'''Homer''': We can spare it Marge. We've been blessed. | :'''Homer''': We can spare it Marge. We've been blessed. | ||
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| + | :'''Homer: '''My own son going on his first date. (Singing) Sunrise, Sunset, Sunrise, Sunset, (faster) Cats and the cradle and the silver spoon. Yes, we have no bananas. (Starts sobbing) | ||
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| + | :'''Homer:''' No, it's not that, they have no bananas. | ||
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[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
Revision as of 11:34, June 17, 2010
- Jessica: You're bad Bart, and I like it.
- Homer: Son, if you can look me in the eye and say you didn't take the collection money, that's all I need.
- Bart: I didn't take it.
- Homer: Why you little- (Homer strangles Bart) How could you look at me and lie like that?
- Marge: Homer stop that! I believe him.
- Homer: Tell me, if he didn't take the money, why is he wearing those fancy clothes?
- Marge: That's what he wore to church!
- Principal Skinner: Congratulations Simpson. You just fell for our sting and won yourself three months detention. There's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest.
- Groundskeeper Willie: There's not? Ya used me Skinner! Ya used me!
- Bart: Three months!? Aww!
- Jessica: Hi Bart. I saw the way they set you up. That was really unfair.
- Bart: Ohh!
- Jessica: Want to have dinner at my house tonight?
- Bart: Really? Uh, sure.
- Jessica: Great. We eat at 7:00.
- Bart: There's only one thing to do at a moment like this: strut!
- Marge: 30 cents off Shake N' Bake? Homer!
- Homer: We can spare it Marge. We've been blessed.
- Homer: My own son going on his first date. (Singing) Sunrise, Sunset, Sunrise, Sunset, (faster) Cats and the cradle and the silver spoon. Yes, we have no bananas. (Starts sobbing)
- Marge: Aw, Homie it is sweet Bart is going on a date.
- Homer: No, it's not that, they have no bananas.
