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| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} I've decided to promote some of my lower-level employees. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Very good, sir. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Meet Manny Tar. He'll be our new head of production. | |
| − | : | + | {{qf|[[Manny Tar]]}} Nice to meet you! |
| − | + | :''[Burns leaves. Smithers, perturbed, takes in the sight of Manny, who has a bull's head and thus resembles a Minotaur from Greek mythology.]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Smithers}} You're a lower-level employee? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Manny}} Well ... technically, the dungeon catacombs are the lowest level. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Smithers}} I assume you're originally from Greece. | |
| − | :'' | + | {{qf|Manny}} Nope. I grew up in [[Springfield]]. I used to be a regular Joe! I started working at the plant right out of high school. Turns out all the radiation I was exposed to had ''[makes finger quotes]'' "adverse effects". |
| − | + | {{qf|Smithers}} So your name is Manny Tar and you just '''happened''' to mutate into a minotaur? That's quite a coincidence. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Manny}} I know, right?! | |
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| − | + | :''[later, [[Homer]] meets up with [[Manny Tar|Manny]] when they're both on a donut break.]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey, Manny! I heard the radiation from this place turned you into a horrible monster. No offense. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Manny}} None taken! It's true! The shielding at my workstation was completely substandard. Thank goodness I got out when I did! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[chuckles]'' Tough break! So where did you used to work? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Manny}} I was the safety inspector for Sector 7-G! ''[This revelation leaves Homer absolutely shocked.]'' | |
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| + | :''[At [[742 Evergreen Terrace|the Simpson home]], the telephone rings.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[answering phone]'' Hello? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[on phone]'' Hi, honey. I'm going to come home early today. I'm feeling horny. | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} Homer J. Simpson, you are terrible! But I suppose we could sneak in a little "snuggle time" before the kids get home. ''[giggles]'' | ||
| + | :''[The scene shifts back to the [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant|nuclear plant]] where Homer is talking on the phone. He now has a pair of horns growing out of his head.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} That's not what I meant. | ||
| + | :''[Mr. Burns abruptly interrupts, breaking the {{W|fourth wall}}.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Enough! Stop your vacillating scrutiny and buy this comical booklet posthaste! | ||
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| + | [[Category:Simpsons Comics One-Shot Wonders stories quotes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 18:26, October 15, 2021
- [The scene: Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.]
- Mr. Burns: I've decided to promote some of my lower-level employees.
- Waylon Smithers: Very good, sir.
- Mr. Burns: Meet Manny Tar. He'll be our new head of production.
- Manny Tar: Nice to meet you!
- [Burns leaves. Smithers, perturbed, takes in the sight of Manny, who has a bull's head and thus resembles a Minotaur from Greek mythology.]
- Smithers: You're a lower-level employee?
- Manny: Well ... technically, the dungeon catacombs are the lowest level.
- Smithers: I assume you're originally from Greece.
- Manny: Nope. I grew up in Springfield. I used to be a regular Joe! I started working at the plant right out of high school. Turns out all the radiation I was exposed to had [makes finger quotes] "adverse effects".
- Smithers: So your name is Manny Tar and you just happened to mutate into a minotaur? That's quite a coincidence.
- Manny: I know, right?!
- [later, Homer meets up with Manny when they're both on a donut break.]
- Homer: Hey, Manny! I heard the radiation from this place turned you into a horrible monster. No offense.
- Manny: None taken! It's true! The shielding at my workstation was completely substandard. Thank goodness I got out when I did!
- Homer: [chuckles] Tough break! So where did you used to work?
- Manny: I was the safety inspector for Sector 7-G! [This revelation leaves Homer absolutely shocked.]
- [At the Simpson home, the telephone rings.]
- Marge: [answering phone] Hello?
- Homer: [on phone] Hi, honey. I'm going to come home early today. I'm feeling horny.
- Marge: Homer J. Simpson, you are terrible! But I suppose we could sneak in a little "snuggle time" before the kids get home. [giggles]
- [The scene shifts back to the nuclear plant where Homer is talking on the phone. He now has a pair of horns growing out of his head.]
- Homer: That's not what I meant.
- [Mr. Burns abruptly interrupts, breaking the fourth wall.]
- Mr. Burns: Enough! Stop your vacillating scrutiny and buy this comical booklet posthaste!
