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| − | + | {{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} ''[To Ned Flanders]'' That's nae way to handle a hoe, ye panty-waisted munchkin wannabe! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} ''[wearing a cheap wizard costume]'' Does my appearance surprise you? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} A fat guy wearing a dunce cap and a bath robe? Well, yeah, we're surprised. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Look—up in the sky—is it a bird? Is it a plane? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} It's a bird. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} [[D'oh]]! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} You really don't have a brain, do you? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} What about me? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Alcohol kills brain cells, Homer. All you have to do is stop drinking. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Aww... the cure sounds worse than the ailment! | |
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Latest revision as of 10:19, May 15, 2021
- Groundskeeper Willie: [To Ned Flanders] That's nae way to handle a hoe, ye panty-waisted munchkin wannabe!
- Comic Book Guy: [wearing a cheap wizard costume] Does my appearance surprise you?
- Bart: A fat guy wearing a dunce cap and a bath robe? Well, yeah, we're surprised.
- Homer: Look—up in the sky—is it a bird? Is it a plane?
- [A bird flies past.]
- Marge: It's a bird.
- Homer: D'oh!
- Lisa: You really don't have a brain, do you?
- Homer: What about me?
- Professor Frink: Alcohol kills brain cells, Homer. All you have to do is stop drinking.
- Homer: Aww... the cure sounds worse than the ailment!
