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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Man, that's one deep snowdrift!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Man, that's one deep snowdrift!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Must... find... cheesy puffs!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Must... find... cheesy puffs!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' That's not a drift. it snowed almost twenty feet last night!
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} That's not a drift. it snowed almost twenty feet last night!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Twenty feet?!
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{{qf|Bart}} Twenty feet?!
 
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' A perfectly good snow day... ruined by snow! Stupid irony!
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{{qf|Bart}} A perfectly good snow day... ruined by snow! Stupid irony!
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' ...come in, Bart! This is Milhouse. Over!
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} ...come in, Bart! This is Milhouse. Over!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' This is Bart! Come in, Milhouse. Over!
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{{qf|Bart}} This is Bart! Come in, Milhouse. Over!
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Gosh, Bart, is your house buried, too?
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Gosh, Bart, is your house buried, too?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Yeah, this stinks.
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{{qf|Bart}} Yeah, this stinks.
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Why don't you come over to my house?
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Why don't you come over to my house?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' How am I supposed to get there? Dig my way over? Waitaminnit! That's it! I think I've figured out of here without dying a hoorible, frozen death!
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{{qf|Bart}} How am I supposed to get there? Dig my way over? Waitaminnit! That's it! I think I've figured out of here without dying a hoorible, frozen death!
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Oh boy, count me in!
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Oh boy, count me in!
 
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:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Anything Bart's delivery service can bring you, Principal Skinner?
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Anything Bart's delivery service can bring you, Principal Skinner?
:'''[[Agnes Skinner]]:''' Did you was the dishes, Seymour? Did you use detergent? And water? Which sponge did you use?
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{{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} Did you was the dishes, Seymour? Did you use detergent? And water? Which sponge did you use?
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Sweet oblivion, please.
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Sweet oblivion, please.
 
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:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Wer'e commandeering these tunnels, boy! Now runt along!
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{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Wer'e commandeering these tunnels, boy! Now runt along!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' That's not fair!
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{{qf|Bart}} That's not fair!
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Sure it is. We called dibs in the event of civic emergency!
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{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Sure it is. We called dibs in the event of civic emergency!
 
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Sorry, chief! First rule of business is you gotta stay one step ahead of the competion! Now, excuse me while I get back to work.
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{{qf|Bart}} Sorry, chief! First rule of business is you gotta stay one step ahead of the competition! Now, excuse me while I get back to work.
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[[Category:Simpsons Winter Wingding stories quotes]]

Latest revision as of 11:07, May 15, 2021



Bart: Man, that's one deep snowdrift!
Homer: Must... find... cheesy puffs!
Marge: That's not a drift. it snowed almost twenty feet last night!
Bart: Twenty feet?!

Bart: A perfectly good snow day... ruined by snow! Stupid irony!
Milhouse Van Houten: ...come in, Bart! This is Milhouse. Over!
Bart: This is Bart! Come in, Milhouse. Over!
Milhouse: Gosh, Bart, is your house buried, too?
Bart: Yeah, this stinks.
Milhouse: Why don't you come over to my house?
Bart: How am I supposed to get there? Dig my way over? Waitaminnit! That's it! I think I've figured out of here without dying a hoorible, frozen death!
Milhouse: Oh boy, count me in!

Milhouse: Anything Bart's delivery service can bring you, Principal Skinner?
Agnes Skinner: Did you was the dishes, Seymour? Did you use detergent? And water? Which sponge did you use?
Principal Skinner: Sweet oblivion, please.

Chief Wiggum: Wer'e commandeering these tunnels, boy! Now runt along!
Bart: That's not fair!
Chief Wiggum: Sure it is. We called dibs in the event of civic emergency!

Bart: Sorry, chief! First rule of business is you gotta stay one step ahead of the competition! Now, excuse me while I get back to work.