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| − | {{ | + | {{qf|[[Señor Ding-Dong]]}} Hello? Señor Ding-Dong speaking! |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Are your familiar with... uh... ultra-high-security doorbell technology? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Señor Ding-Dong}} But of course! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Waylon Smithers}} And are you capable of installing said technology in an extermely discretionary manner? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Señor Ding-Dong}} Why, si, most assuredly! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Then my empolyer needs to meet with you immediately, if not sooner! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Señor Ding-Dong}} Here is our best-seller in France... it even comes with is own hunchbacked bell-ringer! This button activates a sound chip that approximates the door-bell's specific ring! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sound}} Bong! Bong! Bong! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Too literary! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Señor Ding-Dong}} This one is a twist on a classic image of Americana! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dog}} Woof! Woof! Woof! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Too trademarked! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Señor Ding-Dong}} Well, Señor Burns, as your can see, I've installed your new Ring-A-Tron 4002 ultra-high-security doorbell unit! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Oooh! Pretty! Shiny! Like a newly-minted coin! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Ding-dong elaborate on the device's operation for Mr. Burns. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Señor Ding-Dong}} This is a retina-scanning "caller I.D." function that utilizes sophisicated laser technology...! ...this is an automated frisking device to pay down visitors for hidden weaponry...! ...this is a peppar spray dispender that renders intruders harmless! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Señor Ding-Dong}} And, if you should find yourself in need of another doorbell, please do not hesitate to give Señor Ding-Dong a ring-a-ding-ding! | |
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Latest revision as of 10:50, May 15, 2021
- Señor Ding-Dong: Hello? Señor Ding-Dong speaking!
- Waylon Smithers: Are your familiar with... uh... ultra-high-security doorbell technology?
- Señor Ding-Dong: But of course!
- Waylon Smithers: And are you capable of installing said technology in an extermely discretionary manner?
- Señor Ding-Dong: Why, si, most assuredly!
- Waylon Smithers: Then my empolyer needs to meet with you immediately, if not sooner!
- Señor Ding-Dong: Here is our best-seller in France... it even comes with is own hunchbacked bell-ringer! This button activates a sound chip that approximates the door-bell's specific ring!
- Sound: Bong! Bong! Bong!
- Mr. Burns: Too literary!
- Señor Ding-Dong: This one is a twist on a classic image of Americana!
- Dog: Woof! Woof! Woof!
- Mr. Burns: Too trademarked!
- Señor Ding-Dong: Well, Señor Burns, as your can see, I've installed your new Ring-A-Tron 4002 ultra-high-security doorbell unit!
- Mr. Burns: Oooh! Pretty! Shiny! Like a newly-minted coin!
- Waylon Smithers: Ding-dong elaborate on the device's operation for Mr. Burns.
- Señor Ding-Dong: This is a retina-scanning "caller I.D." function that utilizes sophisicated laser technology...! ...this is an automated frisking device to pay down visitors for hidden weaponry...! ...this is a peppar spray dispender that renders intruders harmless!
- Señor Ding-Dong: And, if you should find yourself in need of another doorbell, please do not hesitate to give Señor Ding-Dong a ring-a-ding-ding!
