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:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Hey, Bart, we were just--- [OOFTA]
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Hey, Bart, we were just--- [OOFTA]
:'''[[Bart]]''': Outta my way! i'm on a resuce mission!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Outta my way! i'm on a resuce mission!
:'''[[Martin]]''': Owie! My dainty sternum!
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{{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} Owie! My dainty sternum!
 
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:'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]''': Sorry, kid. All sold out. had a big run on those just now. Everyone's been askin' for 'em for some reason.
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{{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} Sorry, kid. All sold out. had a big run on those just now. Everyone's been askin' for 'em for some reason.
:'''[[Martin]]''': Maybe everyone's mother accidentally threw out their Isotopium-X Blasters! It's a phenomenon!
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{{qf|Martin}} Maybe everyone's mother accidentally threw out their Isotopium-X Blasters! It's a phenomenon!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Unbelivable! Five you stores and no luck! Milhouse, Martin, this leavs me with no choice. Our next stop is... ...The Android's Dungeon!
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{{qf|Bart}} Unbelivable! Five you stores and no luck! Milhouse, Martin, this leavs me with no choice. Our next stop is... ...The Android's Dungeon!
:'''[[Martin]]''': [GASP] Wretched hive of scum and villainy....
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{{qf|Martin}} [GASP] Wretched hive of scum and villainy....
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': ...and [ULP] overpriced toys.
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{{qf|Milhouse}} ...and [ULP] overpriced toys.
 
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:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': This just in! Look out, kiddies! Seems there's been a factory recall on the new Extreme Raging Radioactive Man action figure!
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{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} This just in! Look out, kiddies! Seems there's been a factory recall on the new Extreme Raging Radioactive Man action figure!
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': What?!
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{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} What?!
:'''[[Martin]]''': Say, this is a very timely newsbreak....  
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{{qf|Martin}} Say, this is a very timely newsbreak....  
:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': Apparently there's an unholy amount of lead paint on the figure, which can make youngsters, quote, "mad wicked sick," if they chew, lick, or otherwide gum it...
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{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Apparently there's an unholy amount of lead paint on the figure, which can make youngsters, quote, "mad wicked sick," if they chew, lick, or otherwide gum it...
:'''[[Bart]]''': Oh, c'mom! Only a complete diweebazioid would eat a toy!
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{{qf|Bart}} Oh, c'mom! Only a complete diweebazioid would eat a toy!
:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': This has made the toy as rare as Amish stage divers, with collectors snapping them up for insanely jacked up prices....
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{{qf|Kent Brockman}} This has made the toy as rare as Amish stage divers, with collectors snapping them up for insanely jacked up prices....
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Suffering Sappho! And I sold my last one for only a ludicrously jacked up price!
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{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Suffering Sappho! And I sold my last one for only a ludicrously jacked up price!
 
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Aye carumba! It's ginormous!
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{{qf|Bart}} Aye carumba! It's ginormous!
:'''[[Martin]]''': It kind of reminds me of the Android's Dungeon. Only neater.
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{{qf|Martin}} It kind of reminds me of the Android's Dungeon. Only neater.
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': It looks like Godzilla took a duimp on Springfield. Smells like it, too.
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{{qf|Milhouse}} It looks like Godzilla took a duimp on Springfield. Smells like it, too.
 
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Aye, carumba! It's the treasure heap! We're rich, men! Filthy, stinking rich!
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{{qf|Bart}} Aye, carumba! It's the treasure heap! We're rich, men! Filthy, stinking rich!
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Latest revision as of 10:39, May 15, 2021



Milhouse Van Houten: Hey, Bart, we were just--- [OOFTA]
Bart: Outta my way! i'm on a resuce mission!
Martin Prince: Owie! My dainty sternum!

Squeaky-voiced teen: Sorry, kid. All sold out. had a big run on those just now. Everyone's been askin' for 'em for some reason.
Martin: Maybe everyone's mother accidentally threw out their Isotopium-X Blasters! It's a phenomenon!
Bart: Unbelivable! Five you stores and no luck! Milhouse, Martin, this leavs me with no choice. Our next stop is... ...The Android's Dungeon!
Martin: [GASP] Wretched hive of scum and villainy....
Milhouse: ...and [ULP] overpriced toys.

Kent Brockman: This just in! Look out, kiddies! Seems there's been a factory recall on the new Extreme Raging Radioactive Man action figure!
Comic Book Guy: What?!
Martin: Say, this is a very timely newsbreak....
Kent Brockman: Apparently there's an unholy amount of lead paint on the figure, which can make youngsters, quote, "mad wicked sick," if they chew, lick, or otherwide gum it...
Bart: Oh, c'mom! Only a complete diweebazioid would eat a toy!
Kent Brockman: This has made the toy as rare as Amish stage divers, with collectors snapping them up for insanely jacked up prices....
Comic Book Guy: Suffering Sappho! And I sold my last one for only a ludicrously jacked up price!

Bart: Aye carumba! It's ginormous!
Martin: It kind of reminds me of the Android's Dungeon. Only neater.
Milhouse: It looks like Godzilla took a duimp on Springfield. Smells like it, too.

Bart: Aye, carumba! It's the treasure heap! We're rich, men! Filthy, stinking rich!