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| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Smithers! Why is there a stripling in my nuclear plant? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} It's take your child to work day, Mr. Burns. You insist on doing this every spring. And there's always an accident reember the meltdown last year? Add the year before? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Never agian, Smithers. No matter what you say, an industrial facility is no place for babes-in-arms! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, just tell me why you're so upset! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]] & [[Lisa]]}} ? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I lost my stinkin' job! We all did! Old man Burns said we're too old! Oh, how will we live without money, Marge? Money is the root of all good! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Bart this is terrible! Do you know what it means? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} No. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} It means you and I have to find fulltime jobs... ...just like the poor sneaker-making children of Poombongola! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Are you saying we'll never have to go to school? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Are you saying I'll never have to go to work? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Auuggh! This job is going to give me grey hair by the time I'm nine. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Tell me about it. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} It's like they can't runt the place without me. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Tell me about it. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Look at Bart, working through lunch! It's all he ever does anymore! Work, work, work! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I know, Milhouse! he's starting to understand this place better than I do! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} That's so unlike him, it's practically uncool! Unless... ...unless he's planning something terrible! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} [GASP] You're right! I have to talk to him! Bart! Wait! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Breaking news! Today the government made child labor illegal again! And this reporter would like to take a moment to say to his former replacement... haw haw! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Oh, Bart... you ended child labor for me. What can I do to repay you? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} You can be the one to tell dad he has to go back to work! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} What?! | |
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Latest revision as of 07:42, May 15, 2021
- Mr. Burns: Smithers! Why is there a stripling in my nuclear plant?
- Waylon Smithers: It's take your child to work day, Mr. Burns. You insist on doing this every spring. And there's always an accident reember the meltdown last year? Add the year before?
- Mr. Burns: Never agian, Smithers. No matter what you say, an industrial facility is no place for babes-in-arms!
- Marge: Homer, just tell me why you're so upset!
- Bart & Lisa: ?
- Homer: I lost my stinkin' job! We all did! Old man Burns said we're too old! Oh, how will we live without money, Marge? Money is the root of all good!
- Lisa: Bart this is terrible! Do you know what it means?
- Bart: No.
- Lisa: It means you and I have to find fulltime jobs... ...just like the poor sneaker-making children of Poombongola!
- Bart: Are you saying we'll never have to go to school?
- Homer: Are you saying I'll never have to go to work?
- Lisa: Auuggh! This job is going to give me grey hair by the time I'm nine.
- Bart: Tell me about it.
- Lisa: It's like they can't runt the place without me.
- Bart: Tell me about it.
- Milhouse Van Houten: Look at Bart, working through lunch! It's all he ever does anymore! Work, work, work!
- Lisa: I know, Milhouse! he's starting to understand this place better than I do!
- Milhouse: That's so unlike him, it's practically uncool! Unless... ...unless he's planning something terrible!
- Lisa: [GASP] You're right! I have to talk to him! Bart! Wait!
- Kent Brockman: Breaking news! Today the government made child labor illegal again! And this reporter would like to take a moment to say to his former replacement... haw haw!
- Lisa: Oh, Bart... you ended child labor for me. What can I do to repay you?
- Bart: You can be the one to tell dad he has to go back to work!
- Homer: What?!
