The Nukes of Hazard/Quotes
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- Mr. Burns: Smithers! Why is there a stripling in my nuclear plant?
- Waylon Smithers: It's take your child to work day, Mr. Burns. You insist on doing this every spring. And there's always an accident reember the meltdown last year? Add the year before?
- Mr. Burns: Never agian, Smithers. No matter what you say, an industrial facility is no place for babes-in-arms!
- Marge: Homer, just tell me why you're so upset!
- Bart & Lisa: ?
- Homer: I lost my stinkin' job! We all did! Old man Burns said we're too old! Oh, how will we live without money, Marge? Money is the root of all good!
- Lisa: Bart this is terrible! Do you know what it means?
- Bart: No.
- Lisa: It means you and I have to find fulltime jobs... ...just like the poor sneaker-making children of Poombongola!
- Bart: Are you saying we'll never have to go to school?
- Homer: Are you saying I'll never have to go to work?
- Lisa: Auuggh! This job is going to give me grey hair by the time I'm nine.
- Bart: Tell me about it.
- Lisa: It's like they can't runt the place without me.
- Bart: Tell me about it.
- Milhouse Van Houten: Look at Bart, working through lunch! It's all he ever does anymore! Work, work, work!
- Lisa: I know, Milhouse! he's starting to understand this place better than I do!
- Milhouse: That's so unlike him, it's practically uncool! Unless... ...unless he's planning something terrible!
- Lisa: [GASP] You're right! I have to talk to him! Bart! Wait!
- Kent Brockman: Breaking news! Today the government made child labor illegal again! And this reporter would like to take a moment to say to his former replacement... haw haw!
- Lisa: Oh, Bart... you ended child labor for me. What can I do to repay you?
- Bart: You can be the one to tell dad he has to go back to work!
- Homer: What?!
