The Nukes of Hazard/Quotes

Quotes

Mr. Burns: Smithers! Why is there a stripling in my nuclear plant?

Waylon Smithers: It's take your child to work day, Mr. Burns. You insist on doing this every spring. And there's always an accident reember the meltdown last year? Add the year before?

Mr. Burns: Never agian, Smithers. No matter what you say, an industrial facility is no place for babes-in-arms!

Marge: Homer, just tell me why you're so upset!

Bart & Lisa: ?

Homer: I lost my stinkin' job! We all did! Old man Burns said we're too old! Oh, how will we live without money, Marge? Money is the root of all good!

Lisa: Bart this is terrible! Do you know what it means?

Bart: No.

Lisa: It means you and I have to find fulltime jobs... ...just like the poor sneaker-making children of Poombongola!

Bart: Are you saying we'll never have to go to school?

Homer: Are you saying I'll never have to go to work?

Lisa: Auuggh! This job is going to give me grey hair by the time I'm nine.

Bart: Tell me about it.

Lisa: It's like they can't runt the place without me.

Bart: Tell me about it.

Milhouse Van Houten: Look at Bart, working through lunch! It's all he ever does anymore! Work, work, work!

Lisa: I know, Milhouse! he's starting to understand this place better than I do!

Milhouse: That's so unlike him, it's practically uncool! Unless... ...unless he's planning something terrible!

Lisa: [GASP] You're right! I have to talk to him! Bart! Wait!

Kent Brockman: Breaking news! Today the government made child labor illegal again! And this reporter would like to take a moment to say to his former replacement... haw haw!

Lisa: Oh, Bart... you ended child labor for me. What can I do to repay you?

Bart: You can be the one to tell dad he has to go back to work!

Homer: What?!