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Difference between revisions of "The Kiss of Blecch!/Quotes"

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Latest revision as of 08:42, May 15, 2021



Bart: Milhouse! Yo gotta hide me!
Milhouse Van Houten: What's wrong? Did you fill Skinner's car with oatmeal again? That was a classic!
Bart: Listen to em! You've got to help me hide! It's a matter of life and death!
Milhouse: Why? What happened? Are zombies attacking us?
Bart: Worse!

Sherri/Terri: You're it, Bart Simpson!
Bart: Nyaaaah!
Sherri/Terri: And we're going to kiss you!

Bart: So you gotta hide me in your locker! I'll do anything! I'll even give you back the stuff I stole that you don't know about!
Milhouse: Sorry, Bart, if the bottle pointed to you, they have to kiss you. It's the law. Besides, it's time for my two O'clock bullying.

Bart: [thinking] Whoa! Not that way! Not that way either! Oh, no! They're everywhere!

Bart: Lisa! How could you?
Lisa: I'm sorry, Bart. The bottle pointed to you. It's the law.
Sherri/Terri: Hee-hee-hee!