The Kiss of Blecch!/Quotes

Quotes

Bart: Milhouse! Yo gotta hide me!

Milhouse Van Houten: What's wrong? Did you fill Skinner's car with oatmeal again? That was a classic!

Bart: Listen to em! You've got to help me hide! It's a matter of life and death!

Milhouse: Why? What happened? Are zombies attacking us?

Bart: Worse!

Sherri/Terri: You're it, Bart Simpson!

Bart: Nyaaaah!

Sherri/Terri: And we're going to kiss you!

Bart: So you gotta hide me in your locker! I'll do anything! I'll even give you back the stuff I stole that you don't know about!

Milhouse: Sorry, Bart, if the bottle pointed to you, they have to kiss you. It's the law. Besides, it's time for my two O'clock bullying.

Bart: [thinking] Whoa! Not that way! Not that way either! Oh, no! They're everywhere!

Bart: Lisa! How could you?

Lisa: I'm sorry, Bart. The bottle pointed to you. It's the law.

Sherri/Terri: Hee-hee-hee!