Difference between revisions of "Maggie and the Moon/Quotes"

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Homer: You can have anything you want!

Maggie points at the moon.

Homer: What? You want the moon? I don't know honey... how about if buy you a furry little bunny rabbit? Wouldn't that be better than that could, farway moon? D'ooohhh...

Homer: I promised yo anything, and you wan the moon. You deserve the moon, my littlest sweetheart. I'll do everything I can yo make your happy.

Barney: What's the matter, Homer? Nothing's so bad that a beer won't fix it.

Homer: I'm a rotten father.

Barney: Uh-oh! Did you forget to pick up Lisa from band practice again?

Homer: I feel asleep at the wheel last night and almost... and Maggie... and she saved us, and I can't get her the moon! It's all she wants!

Barney: The moon, huh? Did I ever tell you I own it?

Homer: How did you get to own the moon?

Barney: I won it in a dice game. Neil Armstrong was kind of sore about losing it, but he's a good egg and handed it right over.

Homer: Barney! I need that moon to give to Maggie! She saved our lives! She deserves it!

Barney: I [BRAAAPP] concur. I will selll you the moon for one beer.

Homer: Deal! Moe pour this man a beer.