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| − | + | {{qf|[[Miss Hoover]]}} Okay, class. This is a pop quiz. Take out your number two pencils and you know the rest. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Oh, boy! Pop quiz Tuesday! I like this almost as much as strandardized test Thursday! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Miss Hoover}} Good morning, class! I'm you new teacher, Miss Hoover! Now, I have a lot of activities planned where you'll get to learn and have fun! This is going to be an exciting year for all of us, I think. Now who would like to—uh, excuse me. Young man, you're supposed to be paying attention, not drawing pictures. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} But I'm drawing a picture of you, Miss Cootie. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Miss Hoover}} My name is Miss Hoover. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Sorry, Miss Cootie. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Miss Hoover}} It's pronuced, "Miss Hoover". | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Miss Cootie? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Miss Hoover}} Miss Hoover! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Miss Doodie? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Miss Hoover}} I am not "Miss Doodie"! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} The teacher said, "doodie"! Ahahaha! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Haw haw! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Mom, my teacher, Miss Hoover, has lost the will to teach. What am I going to do? Without an instructor that's engaged in my eduction, I could end up going to a second or third tier college! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Well, what makes you say she's lost her will to teach? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} She let Ralph grade our pop quizzes! He gave everybody a "J+" and then sent us home for pie! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Well, maybe you could remind miss Hoover of why she got into teaching. Take her to some inspiring educational places. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Hmmm... okay thanks, mom. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Sure. Now in the mean time... ...could you grab the toaster and pull? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Dad, are you still holding on to your toast? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Maybe. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} I can spin in circles until my tummy goes whoopsie! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} So you lost your will to teach, huh? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Miss Hoover}} Yeah. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Edna}} Welcome to the club. | |
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Latest revision as of 07:40, May 15, 2021
- Miss Hoover: Okay, class. This is a pop quiz. Take out your number two pencils and you know the rest.
- Lisa: Oh, boy! Pop quiz Tuesday! I like this almost as much as strandardized test Thursday!
- Miss Hoover: Good morning, class! I'm you new teacher, Miss Hoover! Now, I have a lot of activities planned where you'll get to learn and have fun! This is going to be an exciting year for all of us, I think. Now who would like to—uh, excuse me. Young man, you're supposed to be paying attention, not drawing pictures.
- Bart: But I'm drawing a picture of you, Miss Cootie.
- Miss Hoover: My name is Miss Hoover.
- Bart: Sorry, Miss Cootie.
- Miss Hoover: It's pronuced, "Miss Hoover".
- Bart: Miss Cootie?
- Miss Hoover: Miss Hoover!
- Bart: Miss Doodie?
- Miss Hoover: I am not "Miss Doodie"!
- Bart: The teacher said, "doodie"! Ahahaha!
- Nelson Muntz: Haw haw!
- Lisa: Mom, my teacher, Miss Hoover, has lost the will to teach. What am I going to do? Without an instructor that's engaged in my eduction, I could end up going to a second or third tier college!
- Marge: Well, what makes you say she's lost her will to teach?
- Lisa: She let Ralph grade our pop quizzes! He gave everybody a "J+" and then sent us home for pie!
- Marge: Well, maybe you could remind miss Hoover of why she got into teaching. Take her to some inspiring educational places.
- Lisa: Hmmm... okay thanks, mom.
- Marge: Sure. Now in the mean time... ...could you grab the toaster and pull?
- Lisa: Dad, are you still holding on to your toast?
- Homer: Maybe.
- Ralph Wiggum: I can spin in circles until my tummy goes whoopsie!
- Edna Krabappel: So you lost your will to teach, huh?
- Miss Hoover: Yeah.
- Edna: Welcome to the club.
