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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mr. Brockman, there's been a murder! And by that I mean, the city is killing local business like this mystery bookstore and turning them into parking lots! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} If you're just joining us, we're speaking with local busybody Lisa Simpson! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Once this bookstore is closed, the only one left will be the one that selles rubber books as chew toys for dogs! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sound}} SQUEAK! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} What do you say to tall of this, Mayor Quimby? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} Well... er... ah... Kent, the city is desperate need of parking spaces! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Hans Moleman]]}} Ironically, I can see a better parking spot from up here! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Mystery Man]]}} Sorry, little girl, but the real mystery is how I stayed open his long. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Comic Book Guy? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mystery Man}} Close. I'm his cousin, Mystery Man! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Mr. Mayor, what if I prove mysteries are important? Then will you stop that parking lot? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mayor Quimby}} Okay. But do it in the Springfield tradition. WIth three short stories! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa]}} Very well! The first story I call... | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} So you see, Mayor Quimby, a town without mysteries is.... What th--?! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Yeah, the wrecking ball knocked down the store while you were telling your stories. Good commitment to them, though! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} What'll you do now? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} I still have the comic book store! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Wait, are you comic book guy and mystery man? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} That's the mystery... man! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I guess there's nothing left to but wait for dad to pick me up. Wait, is that him? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Lisa! Call your mother tell her it happened again! | |
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Latest revision as of 08:11, May 15, 2021
- Lisa: Mr. Brockman, there's been a murder! And by that I mean, the city is killing local business like this mystery bookstore and turning them into parking lots!
- Kent Brockman: If you're just joining us, we're speaking with local busybody Lisa Simpson!
- Lisa: Once this bookstore is closed, the only one left will be the one that selles rubber books as chew toys for dogs!
- Sound: SQUEAK!
- Kent Brockman: What do you say to tall of this, Mayor Quimby?
- Mayor Quimby: Well... er... ah... Kent, the city is desperate need of parking spaces!
- Hans Moleman: Ironically, I can see a better parking spot from up here!
- Mystery Man: Sorry, little girl, but the real mystery is how I stayed open his long.
- Lisa: Comic Book Guy?
- Mystery Man: Close. I'm his cousin, Mystery Man!
- Lisa: Mr. Mayor, what if I prove mysteries are important? Then will you stop that parking lot?
- Mayor Quimby: Okay. But do it in the Springfield tradition. WIth three short stories!
- Lisa]: Very well! The first story I call...
- Lisa: So you see, Mayor Quimby, a town without mysteries is.... What th--?!
- Comic Book Guy: Yeah, the wrecking ball knocked down the store while you were telling your stories. Good commitment to them, though!
- Lisa: What'll you do now?
- Comic Book Guy: I still have the comic book store!
- Lisa: Wait, are you comic book guy and mystery man?
- Comic Book Guy: That's the mystery... man!
- Lisa: I guess there's nothing left to but wait for dad to pick me up. Wait, is that him?
- Homer: Lisa! Call your mother tell her it happened again!
