The Riddle of the Mystery's Enigma/Quotes
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- Lisa: Mr. Brockman, there's been a murder! And by that, I mean, the city is killing local businesses like this mystery bookstore and turning them into parking lots!
- Kent Brockman: If you're just joining us, we're speaking with local busybody Lisa Simpson!
- Lisa: Once this bookstore is closed, the only one left will be the one that sells rubber books as chew toys for dogs!
- Mystery Man: Sorry, little girl, but the real mystery is how I stayed open his long.
- Lisa: Comic Book Guy?
- Mystery Man: Close. I'm his cousin, Mystery Man!
- Lisa: Mr. Mayor, what if I prove mysteries are important? Then will you stop that parking lot?
- Mayor Quimby: Okay. But do it in the Springfield tradition. With three short stories!
- Lisa: So you see, Mayor Quimby, a town without mysteries is... What th--?!
- Mystery Man: Yeah, the wrecking ball knocked down the store while you were telling your stories. Good commitment to them, though!
- Lisa: What'll you do now?
- Mystery Man: I still have the comic book store!
- Lisa: Wait, are you Comic Book Guy and Mystery Man?
- Mystery Man: That's the mystery... man!
