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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Well, boy. How big am I? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Whoa! 263 pounds a new record! Way to go, Homer! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} D'oh! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Unnhhh! Smithers! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} You bellowed, sir? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Deal with this blasted annoyance! And next time, get the easy-opening kind! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Smithers}} Uh, this is the easy-opening kind, sir. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} Grettings, my fellow movie lovers, we are gathered today to honor a [[Hollywood]] legend. The star of such films as ''[[Jagged Attraction]]'' and ''[[Look Who's Still Oinking]]''. His 24 films have grossed a total of over $900 in [[Springfield]] alone. I hereby delacre this "[[Troy McClure]] day." | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I'm nervous, Marge. I've never been good at tests. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} These weren't that kind of test, Homer. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Smithers}} The test result's are back. They're all perfectly normal. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} And look, Homey according to this, you've lost three punds. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Woohoo! Dounts, here I come. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Imagine! Charles Montgomery Burns standing astride the globe! They'll name countries after me! I'll be like the Jolly Green Giant, only not green and not jolly!. | |
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Latest revision as of 07:10, May 15, 2021
- Mr. Burns: Unnhhh! Smithers!
- Waylon Smithers: You bellowed, sir?
- Mr. Burns: Deal with this blasted annoyance! And next time, get the easy-opening kind!
- Smithers: Uh, this is the easy-opening kind, sir.
- Mayor Quimby: Grettings, my fellow movie lovers, we are gathered today to honor a Hollywood legend. The star of such films as Jagged Attraction and Look Who's Still Oinking. His 24 films have grossed a total of over $900 in Springfield alone. I hereby delacre this "Troy McClure day."
- Homer: I'm nervous, Marge. I've never been good at tests.
- Marge: These weren't that kind of test, Homer.
- Smithers: The test result's are back. They're all perfectly normal.
- Marge: And look, Homey according to this, you've lost three punds.
- Homer: Woohoo! Dounts, here I come.
- Mr. Burns: Imagine! Charles Montgomery Burns standing astride the globe! They'll name countries after me! I'll be like the Jolly Green Giant, only not green and not jolly!.
