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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Well, I'll be Hornswoogled! It didn't come off. I guess he doesn't wear a toupee after all! That's two bucks I owe you Milhouse. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Prison sings}} Them cold prison bars keep us apart but they ain't no colder than you're cheatin' heart. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Sideshow Bob]]}} This is intolerable! What we have here is a failure to communicate with proper English! I can't bear this any longer! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} You can't escape me, Bart Simpson! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Aye carumba! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} There's no use running, you blasted young scofflaw! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[thinking]'' What's a scofflaw? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Hey, wait a minute! This isn't the [[Fireworks Factory]]! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Very observant, Nelson! Yes, I'm afraid that promise of free M-80's was just a ruse to get you boys to come along quietly! You're here to participate in the toughest anti-delinquency program know to man! It's called Scared Spitless! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} But when do we get our free M-80's? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Snake Jailbird]]}} Any questions? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} Yeah. Where'd you get your tattoos? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Snake}} I got this one for Christmas. I stole a spoon from the cafeteria and made ink from... | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} That's enough Snake... | |
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Latest revision as of 07:08, May 15, 2021
- Bart: Well, I'll be Hornswoogled! It didn't come off. I guess he doesn't wear a toupee after all! That's two bucks I owe you Milhouse.
- Prison sings: Them cold prison bars keep us apart but they ain't no colder than you're cheatin' heart.
- Sideshow Bob: This is intolerable! What we have here is a failure to communicate with proper English! I can't bear this any longer!
- Principal Skinner: You can't escape me, Bart Simpson!
- Bart: Aye carumba!
- Principal Skinner: There's no use running, you blasted young scofflaw!
- Bart: [thinking] What's a scofflaw?
- Nelson Muntz: Hey, wait a minute! This isn't the Fireworks Factory!
- Principal Skinner: Very observant, Nelson! Yes, I'm afraid that promise of free M-80's was just a ruse to get you boys to come along quietly! You're here to participate in the toughest anti-delinquency program know to man! It's called Scared Spitless!
- Nelson: But when do we get our free M-80's?
- Snake Jailbird: Any questions?
- Nelson: Yeah. Where'd you get your tattoos?
- Snake: I got this one for Christmas. I stole a spoon from the cafeteria and made ink from...
- Chief Wiggum: That's enough Snake...
