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| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} I received a notice of ransom this morning. "Mr. Burns, we've stolen your entire supply of uranium. If you want it back, either make your plant more eco-friendly or pay us $500 million dollars." And since both of those options are laughably absurd, I have opted to solicit the assistance of... ...The Springfield Bear Patrol! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} We're back, baby! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Feels real good to pose dynamically again. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Hank Scorpio? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Hank Scorpio]]}} Homer, Old sport, it is fantastic to see you again! Absolutely fantastic! What's the new? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} So much! I got a new coffee cup at work... Moe got a haircut... everything's different! How about you? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Hank Scorpio}} Oh, same old same old. Not too much to report. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} How did you find us? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} The cupcake I gave you contained nanobytes that allowed me to track you! While not entirely ethical, my intentions were good. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Mmmm... morally ambiguous cupcake. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Hank Scorpio}} Well, I'm thoroughly disappointed that you defeated me, but at least you were eco-friendly about it! Homer, if you have the time be sure to visit Macau! Lot of fun! Fantastic dumplings! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|{{ap|Doug|nerd}}}} Bear patrol! You gotta save us! | |
| − | + | {{qf|{{ap|Gary|nerd}}}} Springfield University has been invaded by hyper-intelligent koalas! | |
| − | + | {{qf|{{ap|Benjamin|nerd}}}} And they're throwing off the grading curve for the rest of us! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Professor Frink}} Technically, koalas are marsupials, not bears, so our jurisdiction is unclear at best. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Quiet down, Frinky. Looks like the bear patrol is going... back to school! | |
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Latest revision as of 07:07, May 15, 2021
- Mr. Burns: I received a notice of ransom this morning. "Mr. Burns, we've stolen your entire supply of uranium. If you want it back, either make your plant more eco-friendly or pay us $500 million dollars." And since both of those options are laughably absurd, I have opted to solicit the assistance of... ...The Springfield Bear Patrol!
- Homer: We're back, baby!
- Carl Carlson: Feels real good to pose dynamically again.
- Homer: Hank Scorpio?
- Hank Scorpio: Homer, Old sport, it is fantastic to see you again! Absolutely fantastic! What's the new?
- Homer: So much! I got a new coffee cup at work... Moe got a haircut... everything's different! How about you?
- Hank Scorpio: Oh, same old same old. Not too much to report.
- Homer: How did you find us?
- Professor Frink: The cupcake I gave you contained nanobytes that allowed me to track you! While not entirely ethical, my intentions were good.
- Homer: Mmmm... morally ambiguous cupcake.
- Hank Scorpio: Well, I'm thoroughly disappointed that you defeated me, but at least you were eco-friendly about it! Homer, if you have the time be sure to visit Macau! Lot of fun! Fantastic dumplings!
- Doug: Bear patrol! You gotta save us!
- Gary: Springfield University has been invaded by hyper-intelligent koalas!
- Benjamin: And they're throwing off the grading curve for the rest of us!
- Professor Frink: Technically, koalas are marsupials, not bears, so our jurisdiction is unclear at best.
- Homer: Quiet down, Frinky. Looks like the bear patrol is going... back to school!
