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Difference between revisions of "Springfield Elementary (Simpsons Comics 242)/Quotes"

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:'''[[Gary Chalmers]]:''' Skiinnner! It's happened again!
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{{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} Skiinner! It's happened again!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' You're dating mother?
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} You're dating mother?
:'''[[Gary Chalmers]]:''' Yes, but that's not what I'm here about! Your school supply closet has been robbed! There's no more pencils, no more books!
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{{qf|Gary Chalmers}} Yes, but that's not what I'm here about! Your school supply closet has been robbed! There's no more pencils, no more books!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' And the teacher's dirty looks?
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} And the teacher's dirty looks?
:'''[[Gary Chalmers]]:''' They're still here!
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{{qf|Gary Chalmers}} They're still here!
:'''[[Mr. Largo]]:''' And they always will be!
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{{qf|[[Mr. Largo]]}} And they always will be!
 
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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Detective and sidekick, your school needs you again!
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Detective and sidekick, your school needs you again!
:'''[[Bartholomew Holmes]]:''' Let me duduce what's missing your dignity? The best years of your life?
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{{qf|[[Bartholomew Holmes]]}} Let me duduce what's missing your dignity? The best years of your life?
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Correct as always! But also.
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Correct as always! But also.
:'''[[Lisa Watson]]:''' The school supplies have been stolen. Normally, you'd have written our assignment in a three-ring binder, but I see you're empty-handed.
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{{qf|[[Lisa Watson]]}} The school supplies have been stolen. Normally, you'd have written our assignment in a three-ring binder, but I see you're empty-handed.
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' You're right Bartholomew. The school supplies are gone.
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} You're right Bartholomew. The school supplies are gone.
:'''[[Lisa Watson]]:''' He's right? But I--
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{{qf|Lisa Watson}} He's right? But I--
 
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:'''[[Bartholomew Holmes]]:''' Just as I deduced! All the school supplies were used to make an ar project!
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{{qf|Bartholomew Holmes}} Just as I deduced! All the school supplies were used to make an ar project!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' [GASP] This kind of thing isn't in our art curriculum! That's it! I'm cutting art class!
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} [GASP] This kind of thing isn't in our art curriculum! That's it! I'm cutting art class!
:'''[[Lisa Watson]]:''' What? That's not fair! We don't even know who did it.
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{{qf|Lisa Watson}} What? That's not fair! We don't even know who did it.
 
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:'''[[Lisa Watson]]:''' Willie couldn't have signed his name to the crimn. Willie can't read or write.
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{{qf|Lisa Watson}} Willie couldn't have signed his name to the crimn. Willie can't read or write.
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' That's true! He signs his paychecks by spitting on them! But if he didn't do it, then who did?
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} That's true! He signs his paychecks by spitting on them! But if he didn't do it, then who did?
:'''[[Lisa Watson]]:''' Was it you, Bart?
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{{qf|Lisa Watson}} Was it you, Bart?
:'''[[Bartholomew Holmes]]:''' Yes.
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{{qf|Bartholomew Holmes}} Yes.
 
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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Good work, Lisa!  
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Good work, Lisa!  
:'''[[Lisa Watson]]:''' Does this mean I move up from sidekick to actual school detective?
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{{qf|Lisa Watson}} Does this mean I move up from sidekick to actual school detective?
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' No, but your do get to hire the new one.
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} No, but your do get to hire the new one.

Revision as of 17:17, May 14, 2021



Superintendent Chalmers: Skiinner! It's happened again!
Principal Skinner: You're dating mother?
Gary Chalmers: Yes, but that's not what I'm here about! Your school supply closet has been robbed! There's no more pencils, no more books!
Principal Skinner: And the teacher's dirty looks?
Gary Chalmers: They're still here!
Mr. Largo: And they always will be!

Principal Skinner: Detective and sidekick, your school needs you again!
Bartholomew Holmes: Let me duduce what's missing your dignity? The best years of your life?
Principal Skinner: Correct as always! But also.
Lisa Watson: The school supplies have been stolen. Normally, you'd have written our assignment in a three-ring binder, but I see you're empty-handed.
Principal Skinner: You're right Bartholomew. The school supplies are gone.
Lisa Watson: He's right? But I--

Bartholomew Holmes: Just as I deduced! All the school supplies were used to make an ar project!
Principal Skinner: [GASP] This kind of thing isn't in our art curriculum! That's it! I'm cutting art class!
Lisa Watson: What? That's not fair! We don't even know who did it.

Lisa Watson: Willie couldn't have signed his name to the crimn. Willie can't read or write.
Principal Skinner: That's true! He signs his paychecks by spitting on them! But if he didn't do it, then who did?
Lisa Watson: Was it you, Bart?
Bartholomew Holmes: Yes.

Principal Skinner: Good work, Lisa!
Lisa Watson: Does this mean I move up from sidekick to actual school detective?
Principal Skinner: No, but your do get to hire the new one.