Difference between revisions of "Scared Straight... To Jail/Quotes"
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I can't take it any more! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} You can't take what any more, Homer? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} You know, Marge... Bart! I'd swear that little monster is out to kill me! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Oh, Homer, you're exaggerating! Bart may be a bit overenthusiastic, but he'll always be my special little guy! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} This is Kent Brockman with a special report from state prison, where young lawbreakers get a startling dose of life behind bars! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oooh, it's one of those "scared straight" programs! I just love seeing young hoodlums get intimidated by hardened prison inmates! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} Although the youngsters haven't actually been arrested, "operation: tough love" intends to discourage them from following a life of crime! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} This is way more entertainging than Marge's stupid ol' magazine! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} This is totally bogus! I demand to talk to a lawyer! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lou]]}} Calm down, kid! I don't wanna have to get out the taser! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hey, don't tase me, bro! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Eddie]]}} After all, this whole thing was arranged by your father here! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} It was?!?! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} That's right, boy! Like it or not, you're gonna see the bad stuff that happens to troublemakers first hand! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I certainly don't recall "brainfood" magazine suggesting this method of correcting children! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Get that Simpson kid! He's the one behind this whole riot! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Eddie}} Yeah! [Gasp!] [Gasp!] I only gave up smoking last month! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Boys, the next time Homer Simpson calls and asks me for a favor, remind me to hang up! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} You'll never take me alive, coppers! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lou}} Aw c'mon kid, give us a break and give up! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} B-but pointy-haired kid, you weren't due back home yet for another two hours! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Eddie}} Hey, that kid's not scared of anyone... or anything! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} And he looks awfully chipper! I thought he was gonna be scared to death! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hiya, Homer! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lou}} Yeah if anyone was scared, it was us! Your son nearly organized a hostile takeover of the jail by our inmates! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Yeah, better watch out, Homer... I might decide to organize a takeover right here! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Why, you little--! Maaarge?!! Where'd that copy of "Brain-Food" magazine go? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Oh, Homie did you finally change your mind about using its advice to deal with Bart? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} No, I'm gonna swat him with it! Repeatedly! | |
Revision as of 17:02, May 14, 2021
- Homer: I can't take it any more!
- Marge: You can't take what any more, Homer?
- Homer: You know, Marge... Bart! I'd swear that little monster is out to kill me!
- Marge: Oh, Homer, you're exaggerating! Bart may be a bit overenthusiastic, but he'll always be my special little guy!
- Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman with a special report from state prison, where young lawbreakers get a startling dose of life behind bars!
- Homer: Oooh, it's one of those "scared straight" programs! I just love seeing young hoodlums get intimidated by hardened prison inmates!
- Kent Brockman: Although the youngsters haven't actually been arrested, "operation: tough love" intends to discourage them from following a life of crime!
- Homer: This is way more entertainging than Marge's stupid ol' magazine!
- Bart: This is totally bogus! I demand to talk to a lawyer!
- Lou: Calm down, kid! I don't wanna have to get out the taser!
- Bart: Hey, don't tase me, bro!
- Eddie: After all, this whole thing was arranged by your father here!
- Bart: It was?!?!
- Homer: That's right, boy! Like it or not, you're gonna see the bad stuff that happens to troublemakers first hand!
- Marge: I certainly don't recall "brainfood" magazine suggesting this method of correcting children!
- Chief Wiggum: Get that Simpson kid! He's the one behind this whole riot!
- Eddie: Yeah! [Gasp!] [Gasp!] I only gave up smoking last month!
- Chief Wiggum: Boys, the next time Homer Simpson calls and asks me for a favor, remind me to hang up!
- Bart: You'll never take me alive, coppers!
- Lou: Aw c'mon kid, give us a break and give up!
- Homer: B-but pointy-haired kid, you weren't due back home yet for another two hours!
- Eddie: Hey, that kid's not scared of anyone... or anything!
- Homer: And he looks awfully chipper! I thought he was gonna be scared to death!
- Bart: Hiya, Homer!
- Lou: Yeah if anyone was scared, it was us! Your son nearly organized a hostile takeover of the jail by our inmates!
- Bart: Yeah, better watch out, Homer... I might decide to organize a takeover right here!
- Homer: Why, you little--! Maaarge?!! Where'd that copy of "Brain-Food" magazine go?
- Marge: Oh, Homie did you finally change your mind about using its advice to deal with Bart?
- Homer: No, I'm gonna swat him with it! Repeatedly!
